Bacon

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Beer2, Oct 26, 2014.

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  1. Hey guys, Bacon here with a thread dedicated to my narcissistic self.
    Before I get started, here are some standard replies.
    Who are you?
    I am Bacon.
    What kind of bacon?
    I do not identify myself as one or another. I am all bacon.
    Crunchy or chewy?
    I do not eat my bacon brethren but I support them 100%
    Will you marry me?
    No. Unless you’re princess bacon <3
    I don’t like bacon.
    Wrong. Everyone likes bacon and if you say you don’t you’re lying.
    I’m vegetarian/vegan.
    Clearly you’re too scared by the power of bacon. That or it was too much for you. Wimp.
    Shut up noob.
    It’s obvious you weren’t given enough bacon as a child.

    Now to the fun stuff.
    Rules of Bacon
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    Kevin Bacon
    Fact: Kevin Bacon is made of bacon.
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    Selfie (for all the ladies out there)
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    At this point you may be thinking…
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    Or perhaps
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    I am here to tell you that bacon is available where you least expect it.
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    Bacon
     
    #1 Beer2, Oct 26, 2014
  2. At first I was meh, but then I was still kinda meh but not as much. 
     
    #2 Drgn, Oct 26, 2014
  3. I really wish I had some bacon to eat while reading this.
     
    #3 I6, Oct 26, 2014
  4. I approve of rule 12.
     
    #4 Nate, Oct 26, 2014
  5. ^ Too bad you've never had any "bacon".
     
    #5 Drgn, Oct 26, 2014
  6. I'm having bacon right now actually.....
    Kid in my class doesn't like bacon.... He plays KaW.... I don't want him associating with me.
     
    #6 KrabsOnSecurity, Oct 26, 2014
  7. Something tells me that you were eating bacon when you were making this thread :D
     
    #7 TurdFerguson1000, Oct 26, 2014
  8. Should've given us some bacon whilst we read this..
     
    #8 21robber21, Oct 26, 2014
  9. Hope its not gay that I wanna eat Kevin bacon with my eggs n toast xP.
     
    #9 iZombieBagger, Oct 26, 2014
  10. i wanna eat kevin, with a side of bacon. And a cup of Bacon Grease.
     
    #10 IVIONSTEJZ__TTV, Oct 26, 2014
  11. #BaconPower
     
    #11 _-Ghost-_, Oct 26, 2014
  12. I'm bac on the bacon after reading this. Dam this addiction thanks a bunch bacon.
     
    #12 -Gettindrunk-, Oct 26, 2014
  13. PB! Control your bretheren!!!
     
    #13 Shinypennyyay, Oct 26, 2014
  14. BACON
     
    #14 IIIWIIAIIIRIIDIIRIAIIGIIOIIIN, Oct 26, 2014
  15. OP 1st rule of Bacon is ..."don't talk about bacon"

    Worst type of KAW noob? = "Bacon Noob" 
     
    #15 XXIXIIX_monkey-poo_XIIXIIX, Oct 26, 2014
  16. *Takes notes* - a good thread is basically other people's pictures found off Internet -

    Wasn't even your jokes either just other people's :roll:
     
    #16 WOLFIE, Oct 26, 2014
  17. Get in the cool van, Wofie, we has bacon
     
    #17 Hipster, Oct 26, 2014
  18. <3 Wonderful thread <3
     
    #18 Sanguine, Oct 26, 2014
  19. Probably princess bacons alt :lol:
     
    #19 Nefarious, Oct 26, 2014
  20. Todd is right though. First rule of Bacon is to not talk about Bacon.

    That aint my alt lol my alts are sleeping. Bacon has been around longer than me.
     
    #20 Sanguine, Oct 26, 2014
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