Apology thread with Explanation

Eric, Melissa just told me that she secretly thinks Kyle is a woman, and she doesn't swing that way. Anymore.

Now's your chance man. Grab the cloth and that little bottle I gave you and go get her back!

Kylie is supposed to be taking her to the movies in a bit. But shhh. If she finds out I told you she'll be angry with me.
 
Every night on the phone??? And only four hours??? The nerve of him going to a family function and lying about it...
 
This is Eric's mother, you can call me Mrs Northman.

Everyone please be nice to Eric, he's distraught at the moment, he hasn't come out of his basement since this happened and hasn't eaten a thing.

Oh and Melissa honey, to think I cooked you my special lasagne, you're nothing but an ungrateful hussy.
 
Melissa. Eric has asked me to compose a medley of your favorite band, so I have.


Uh lookit dis fotograf

N dis is hao yoo rehmahnd meh of wut hah really ham!
S nah like yoo to say soaree so rahma noo a diffrahnt stohree
Hahnd this haart hihs brakhin
Stoh rahma noo mah haart hihs brakhin
An I've bin wrahng! I've bin dahm!
So rahma noo mah different stohree
It's lah werds in mah head
Loh stoh my rahma fohget

Yeeeaahaaa
Yeeeaahaaa
 
I have a solution:
Eric: go have relationship with family. Leave KaW. Find girl that's worth your time.
Mel: dump Eric. Leave KaW. Find boyfriend that can supply your impossibly high needs (more than four hours nightly? Seriously?)

This way, Northman has his good relations with his family and a girlfriend who can appreciate and support that, Mel can (eventually) get someone that can live up to her expectations, and none of us have to deal with you two whining about your problems. The end.
 
Eric, at the end of the day mel is being immature, you slipped and lets be honest it happens to everyone, I did something similar about a month ago...but mel is trying to control you, 4 hours on a Skype call? You gotta be joking...that's insane. And if I recall my facts right it wasn't that long ago Melissa slipped up in her moderator position...
 
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