Sometimes I walk on my tail and pretend I'm a human. Other times I grow 2 legs and pretend I'm a unicorn.
This is perfectly normal. These symptoms are called Iamperfectlynormalitis and there's nothing to worry about, however if you have sudden desires to jump off a cliff do a double barrel roll while ties up in a cannon ball position please call me at 1-800-N Best thread everz, Support.
You are doing it wrong... ...you need to be listening to Yanni, Live at the acropolis while doing it...
Just think, somewhere in an alternate universe, there's a person on a beach dressed as a whale acting as if he is beached.
I do that...... But in an alternate universe, a whale is dressed as a human pretending to drown GASP! :lol:
Well there are three ppl on this thread named after food: chop suey, cucumber and sushi. I'd say you're all weird.
I sometimes go out for dinner and pretend I AM THE YANNI... Is that weird, or should I just stick to practising in the tub?
Sometimes I pretend to taste food named players by licking my phone. The virtual taste is just so yummy
Sometimes, I curl up on the floor in the kitchen pretend I'm a crumb at lunchtime. At dinner, I pour spaghetti sauce on my head and pretend I'm a meatball.