ALAS, lamelegion the dungpile, ruler of the toilet region, appeared from the septic tank.... "Leave my foul parrot be! She is.....precious to me!" *begins rubbing a rusty ring attached to a chain around his neck*
Back then it was different time,Howard Taft was still building the pyramids,Coke was in green bottles,and mandatory aviators were distributed at all local watering holes.
The mighty army of the $p@r7anz were at war with their bitter rivalz the 1337z,many people died as a result.
Growlithe and the tuxed man,who became known as"Sig",were stuck fighting off a platoon of $p@r7ain soldiers,but somehow they made it through and became good friends because of this.
Legion, the only reason they are hating on ladyboss is because ladyboss provoked it by being ignorant and ending the story right away. If she would have actually contributed to the thread and this was happening i would probly defend her. But she brought this one upon herself.
As the parrots feathers fell from her body, due to the crusty flea bites and stress related rashes, she falls from the sky and into the arms of her hero... Lamelegion The Dungpile. And upon her squishy landing, their eyes met, and they began a long and romantic kiss.....