If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Now lets label all the facts about "if a woodchuck could chuck wood. 1: The rhyme poses a question and uses "if" stating that a woodchuck cannot chuck wood. This imposes that the woodchuck would have to be genetically altered in some sort of way that could affect how much wood it could chuck. 2: Depending on how much wood there is in a certain area if the woodchuck chucked all the wood in that certain area. If the woodchuck could retrieve the wood then it could go on until it mentally or physically can't carry on. 3: What specifics are we talking about with the woodchuck? Height, weight, energy intake, diseases, disorders, mentally. All these aspects could affect the number of wood chucked by the woodchuck. 4: What environment/weather. The environment/weather can impose certain effects to the wood chucking ability.
HahaHahaha Wings as from previous Wingless as in Cabin Crew. Lol Only eating Papayas would turn you orange. And all you'd have to do is eat 3 large papayas a day for a week.