The Legend of Cookie In a land far away, a son was born to Chocolate and Chip. His name was Cookie, and he was only half-baked. He was the first new member of the population in a hundred years, and people flocked from all corners of the land to see him. But the Evil King Oven feared the boy, knowing that if Cookie was taken care of carefully, he would bring joy and obesity to the land. So the King set out to burn the boy to a crisp. Cookies mother, Chocolate, got wind of the kings plans and sent Cookie into hiding with his Aunt Sugar. After many months of hiding, Cookie could take no more. He emerged from his refuge, now fully baked and ready for anything. He walked into the kings throne room and the king scrambled back, desperate to avoid the obesity coming straight for him. But King Oven was not fast enough. Cookie caught him and stuffed him full of doughey goodness. The king became infected with Obesity and hyperactivity and was forced to flee to a far away land. Cookie began to rule in his stead, his fair and just rule becoming a cornerstone of the Legendary Cookie, Vanquished of Kings. Insane Lord
Once upon a time, Shantiq was baking a cookie. She had some leftover bacon on the counter from her breakfast omelet she had made that morning. As Shantiq made the cookies, some of the bacon was knocked into the cookies by her dog, Blue, which resulted in bacon cookies. Shantiq took them out of the oven later that day and ate them, and decided that bacon cookies would be the new thing and the winners of the bacon cookie contest get seals. The end. Shan is Love, Tiq is Life. <3 Luv u wookieeeee <3
Do you have any sort of scoring system? I'll get to mine later, wc post = 1 Forum post = 1 I can't see how you would count spreading to friends and clan members thou or on people's walls
NO SUPPORT!! this is not a BACON sanctioned event ...maybe sanctioned by some fly by night ass-cookie committee, but not by the KAW-BACONBERG group KAW-BACONBERG GROUP action committee: -bacon_cake -BaconWarfare -BaconPrincess -Luke-Luvs-Bacon (yes there is more then one player who uses "luvs-Bacon" tag ..surprise) -MTLB -BaconMonkey (Since this is not a KAW-BACONBERG sanctioned event you won't know what your getting here people ...might be getting "turkey-bacon cookies" or "tofu-bacon cookies" not worth the risk)
Seems to me like this is a somewhat clever way of coercing noobs and idiots to to spam garbage and praise your name. But that's just my opinion. Carry on, let's hope OP delivers.
Please just stop mentioning Spragga. Mentioning him now is like opening a jar containing a 72 year old fart and then laughing maniacally as you force children to sniff it. And yes I know the fart would simply have dissipated after so long. Think theoretically. You would think Spragga would have disappeared by now. But it hasn't, so technically what I said makes total sense in this scenario.
When we were teenagers (actually kept doing this into my 20's) we would drive up to the drive thru teller at the bank. We would open the vacuum cannister and fart in it then close it up real fast and send it off to the teller. When the teller opened the cannister the expression on their faces was priceless.
Ingredients to bacon cookies: 1 cup of Flour 2 Eggs 1/2 cup Milk A boatload Sugar Pure Hatred Spragga's Toe Moose's Antlers Lastly Canadian Bacon(as much as you can) #BaconCookie