WHAT ANIMAL ABILITIES WOULD YOU WANT?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by AshesOfEden, Feb 21, 2015.

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  1. Are... Are you calling me a forum troll
     
    #21 TERRA, Feb 21, 2015
  2. Enchantress wants to be a squirrel
     
    #22 AshesOfEden, Feb 21, 2015
  3. Terra.. I think ur more like a praying mantis..
     
    #23 AshesOfEden, Feb 21, 2015
  4. Wha...How does that equal a squirrel? :lol:
     
    #24 AmericanChurro, Feb 21, 2015
  5. A cute dog - They have the ability to be pampered by humans
     
    #25 --Mule, Feb 21, 2015
  6. Squirrels protect their acorns/nuts with their lives.
     
    #26 Dr_FallOffACliffAndDie_IV, Feb 21, 2015
  7. TERRA is like groovy man.
     
    #27 -WillyTheDeuce-, Feb 21, 2015
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    #28 TERRA, Feb 21, 2015
  9. A cat so I can do that weird stretchy leg lick thing and creep people out.
     
    #29 Iz, Feb 21, 2015
  10. I think I just threw up a little Terra
     
    #30 AshesOfEden, Feb 21, 2015
  11. I want to be able to take a crap anywhere in public without it being looked down upon. If my dog can do it, so can I!
     
    #31 JWB, Feb 21, 2015
  12. You do that all the time in forums Pup
     
    #32 AshesOfEden, Feb 21, 2015
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    #33 -WillyTheDeuce-, Feb 21, 2015
  14. That is metaphorically taking a crap. I mean physically drop my pants, squat by a sign post in a crowded new your city, and let out a giant turd right there on the sidewalk. Then pull up my pants kick some dirt and walk away like I didn't just crap in the street.
     
    #34 JWB, Feb 21, 2015
  15. Don't people already do this?
     
    #35 Yoshihiko, Feb 21, 2015
  16. Dont forget to wipe mate. Ain't nobody like a man with skidmarks
     
    #36 _-Rise_Against-_, Feb 21, 2015
  17. What I would do to dance like Spongebob












     
    #37 IlII_x_BlackHandEdward_x_lIll, Feb 21, 2015
  18. Why wipe when you can lick?
     
    #38 AshesOfEden, Feb 21, 2015
  19. Why has nobody gotten this guy a medal yet?
     
    #39 _-Rise_Against-_, Feb 21, 2015
  20. Ba dum tsss
     
    #40 JWB, Feb 21, 2015
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