As you all may know, a convoy of Stryker armored vehicles from US Army is driving through Europe to show solidarity with it's European Allies in the face of renewed aggression by Putin.. They are to be driving through various towns and cities and also camp out as they move.. Here are some overheard conversations from this convoy so far.. "Where is the MacDonalds drive thru?" "We will only do left turns" "Stoned in Estonia" "Sir, the road is not wide enough" "Aren't we supposed to be shooting at things?" "My license plate says Do Me in French" "According to the GPS, we are in the red light district" "My grandpa visited here with the 3rd army last time.. He said ask for Hilda" "What is up with the unshaven atmpits?" "Did we just drive over a smart car.. Again?" "Isn't Russia the other way?" "Nothing like the smell of croissants and cappuccino in the morning" "Wow, no speed limits on the Autobahn.. I think we can crank to 40MPH and let it rip" "Hey.. Quick.. Go and see if that quick mart at that gas station sells Pork Rinds" "Hey look, I'm on European KAW WC" "Get those Sheep off the road asap" "Let's race that Porsche 911 GT2.. If we're losing, we'll just blow it up" "According to the tourist brochure, this is where Obama was born" "Oh no.. Not another roundabout" "Do you speak English?.. I know.. I know you're English, but do you speak it!!?" "Royale with Cheese please" "That chick just said my Weinerschnitzel is too small"