HALO Ring Pros: Premade weather, beautiful beaches, cute Grunt butlers Cons: Once you see a green MJOLNIR-cladded dude, it's going to blow up in about... Five hours.
The bus station Pros:uhh Cons: homeless people begging for change, old people telling back in my day stories, horrendously ugly people everywhere(yes I'm looking at you)
The skate park Pros... May be able to see a girl ride a rail. Cons... When u show up, there are only boys riding rails.
On a whimsical flight on Falkor's back- Pros: You're flying on a dragon dog's back, and can see all of Fanasia with a bird's eye view. The Southern Oracle lookalikes shoot lasers from their eyes. Morla the giant turtle, One grain of sand.... Cons: Lamenting rockbiters ("They look like big strong hands don't they"), the gmork, the swamps of sadness, racing snail trails, The Nothing.
Gun range..... Pros: you find out if your GF has what it takes to be your wife.....there are some fantastic close up times while you "learn her" on the art of shooting.....and the views from behind can be breath taking Cons: she outshoots you and never lets you live it down...even after 15 years This is hypothetical of course
It arrived in the mail yesterday. Thanks everyone for your support and constant stream of encouragement, love, and adoration. I truly appreciate you all. Stay awesome.