OMG That is like the definitive guide to Stig! One of my fav Top Gear episodes was when they were going across London in a boat, car, bicycle and the Tube.. And Stig had to take the tube!!!... And he also came in last!.. You can tell he was pissed..
OKAY everyone! Let's do the Wacky Kaw race.. Basically we each pick a character we want to to be.. I'll post it on the first post.. And when we get like a decent amount of entries, we'll do the race (of course we provide our own color commentary).. Let the Wacky Race RP begin!!.. Choose your character wisely.. It can be from anything.. Must have 4 wheels or drive 4 wheels so don't be bringing the Millenium Falcon Anita..
I present you the Thundertank! Look at that streamlined chrome body. Commandeered by the one the only... Snarf! And his beautiful assistant Liono: Look at those thighs.
I'll be shaggy, and dibs on Thelma because we all know there's a little freak in that geek.. The race has been postponed
Okay okay.. Let me post some examples of what is allowed and what is not.. (since I got pm's testing the limits!) Michael Wittmann.. NO.. he cannot enter the race.. Why? Cos the Tiger Tank runs on tracks! Christie Brinkley from Nation Lampoons Vacation YES.. Anyone who can drive a Carburetor Ferrari can enter the race.. She has amazing distraction skills too.. She is hawtter in the remake.. Smh
Zoinks Ashes, I think these snacks and that Velma bird made me like miss the start of the race.. Guess now there's time for some more of those Scooby snacks.. And there's room for one more in the van.. Did I mention I got wifi?
I elect to be James Bond in "Die another Day." His vehicle is the Aston Martin V12 Vanquish. It come complete with Invisibility, which makes finding the keys absolute hell, missiles, machine guns, and a whole bunch of other goodies. Including this one... So there you have it. The names Bond. Zeth Bond.