Punday Sunday

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by l_Shad_I, Nov 23, 2014.

  1. Well, it's Sunday. You know what that means......


    Well yes, but... No.

    It's..Punday Sunday!

    Ah yes, the best day of the week. These puns will have you either hating me or loving me.

    I'm glad I know sign language. It's pretty handy

    I know, I know. Hilarious.

    I was reading a book about anti-gravity, it was impossible to put down.

    You must be dying by now.

    Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can full of soda? He's lucky it was a soft drink.

    My friend's bakery burned down. Now the business is toast.

    Need an ark? I noah guy.

    What do you do with an injured chemist? If you can't helium, you gotta barium.

    Ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

    What time is it best to visit the dentist? Tooth-hurty!

    Little bit of rapid fire there.

    Delta broke his finger today, but on the other hand he was completely fine.

    Iran out of Chile and Turkey today. I'm Ghana need some food. Iraq'en I should be Russian to the food store.

    Now for the pictures..




    A math pun a day keeps the math teachers away.

    At this point, some of you might be reading and thinking..


    But others will be like..


    But hopefully most of you won' react like this..


    Hopefully most of you will think to yourself..


    Or even..


    Well, that's all I've got. I hope I made at least a few of you smile. :)
  2. Read the whole thing... Waste of 3 minutes :lol:

  3. But a good waste of 3 minutes nonetheless
  4. I will admit I love puns and I laughed at this
  5. That was good . Not sure yet if I hate you or love you though.. 
  6.  Ok, you win.
  7. @ OP

    I love you.

  8. So true
  9. I thought is was funny. 
  10. That escalated quickly

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    Not gifs, but they'll do.
  12. I rofl'ed :lol:

    Here's one:
    Know how to get a Pikachu on a bus?
    Poke m on!
  13. You people must not like your puns
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  16. The delta is back?
  17. Did you hear about the guy who got his left side cut off?

    --he's all right now.