Hi Sean! I saw this post forgot to reply. I don't think anybody outside of Sluard knows what a Sluard is, so you are not alone. Everyone just goes with it. :lol: Sluards do not bite.... That's a lie. Sluard #37 has a nasty habit of biting. He just cannot stop. So I'd stay away from that one!
Hy Martyn, its amazing right? Love it. And Hazz, you are treading on thin ice by telling the Sluards you have a girlfriend. if they think you have cooties, they will burn you as fast as Joan of Arc.
COOTIES IS A SERIOUS DISEASE! Sluards are not the interwebz therefore you should believe everything one says. You should always notify your loved ones if you get the bad news from the Doc. If you think you have contracted this horrendous disease you should lose all hope and do this. It may save your life