There's tons of ways to earn them... Babysitting, kidnapping for ransom (often while babysitting), working at McDonald's, Working the street corners, selling drugs, becoming a hit man, writing code that disables the national radar defense systems (in Colorado Springs), starting a gas station, blowing up your own gas station for the insurance, stealing wedding rings, robbing convenience stores, illegal adoptions, illegal abortions, illegal baby births (china), and even creating a successful app.