Hey All! Looks like the new Star Wars movie will be called Star Wars VII: the Force Awakens ... ...LAME... ... I know that our wonderful people of KaW can come up with better titles than that!!! Let's suggest away really really cool Star Wars Titles shall we? Here's a few.. Mutiny on the Death Star: The Sanitation workers go on strike to raise minimum wage and get better health benefits.. Trash compactors get overrun with monsters.. All Quiet on the Hoth Front: The horrors of war absolutely demoralizes a young rebel snow speeder pilot 50 Shades of Light Sabre: Lukes gets addicted to Bondage and Spankings Call of Duty: Stormtroopers You get to wear white.. And get influenced by others to say things like "These are NOT the Droids I'm looking for" Harold and Kumar do the Kessel Run: A stoner Star Wars movie!! Yea!.. This needs to happen.. Episode VII: Red Aperiun Awakens A KaW Star Wars movie!! Yea!.. This needs to happen too.. Snow White and the Seven Ewoks: Let's just say this is the type of Movie TIMDAFREAK likes The Brokeback Bounty A Gay Star Wars movie!! Yea! This needs to happen.. Yeh JAWAni, Hai dewaani Wouldn't you love to see a Bollywood version where during a tense confrontation before Luke finds out that Vader is his father, a huge song and dance breaks out? Star Wars Episode VII: The Search for Spock Somewhere in the galaxy, a Star Wars nerd and a Star Trek nerd get their feelings hurt.. At the same time.. ....and last but not least.. Padme does Coruscant ️
Star Wars Episode VII: Just put Princess Leia in that costume again and we'll call it even The Good, The Bad and the Wookie