ALTERNATIVE BRAND SLOGANS

Lost it bahahahahaha

 

McDonalds
It's 2am and I'm hungry.

Disneyland
The happiest place on Earth... If you're a kid.

Yellow Pages
Supplying fires since 1886.

Burger King
I'm hungry and there isn't a mcdonalds around.

M+M
They melt in your hand, not in your mouth.

Lucky Charms
People only buy this for the marshmallows.

 

Macys
We can't return that for u, but Nordstrom will gladly give u cash for it

 

Oakley
Our glasses make u look like u r going very fast even when u r standing still

 

Taco bell
Yep, it's a laxative

 

McDonald's
Chicken? What's that?

 

KFC
- Old Man Laughing For Nothing

 

:lol:

 

Pizza Hut

Not as good as Dominos

 

KIX cereal:

"Kid tested, after 4 tablespoons of sugar... mother didn't approve. "

YouTube:

"Watch more ads than video content."

Chase bank :

"Freedom (as you slide into our debt trap MUHAHAHaHAaa ) "

 

Kool aid
Dip your pickle in it

 

YouTube:

Start with cat videos, end with how ecstasy is made.

 

This. Is. So. True.

 

Xbox live - keep in touch with the 8 year old community

 

Tommorow
Not
Today

 

Legit 