ALTERNATIVE BRAND SLOGANS

Lmao best one so far!

 

Haha

 

LOL good one

 

In-N-Out

-That's what she said

 

Best one :lol:

 

Dota2
For those whom are bad at league of legends

League of legends

Where leaving a game because you're having a heart attack gets you banned for 50 years

 

^ lol good one.

Call of duty

" we like making similar games cause our old games makes money so making the same exact game over and over will make more more"

 

Battlefield

"Only in battlefield!...and Arma 3"

 

BenGay

"How do you BenGay?"

 

"We added nothing... and you keep on buying it."

 

CoD advance warfare

Titanfall without titans !

 

AThinkingApe

We put the 'fun' in no refund!

 

Tesla - Spend 100k to save 50 bucks at the pump!

The Tilted Kilt - Where corned beef meets cabbage.

Clear Eyes - Hiding the high in your eye.

Mercury Auto Insurance - *coverage only includes accidents on the planet Mercury*

Microsoft - Also the nickname of Bill Gates' dick.

Xbox - We help turn your girlfriend into your ex!

 

White castles(Crystal burger in southern USA)

Good for that once a month colon cleansing... whether you want to or not!

 

LMAO @ the Microsoft one. Love it, gotta be the best one on here. Props for that man.

 

Trojan Condoms- "You wrap it, we trap it."

 

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KFC
The chicken place that ran out of chicken.

Taco Bell
The ******* hypnotic chihuahua makes you buy stuff from the same idiots who run out of chicken.