ALTERNATIVE BRAND SLOGANS

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by AshesOfEden, Nov 29, 2014.

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  1. Smart Cars
    Looking as stupid as you feel

    Genital Warts
    Now it's ribbed for her pleasure
     
    #21 -0smosis-, Nov 29, 2014
  2. Tesco

    Every little bit of horsemeat that is added to the burger helps…
     
    #22 Planemaster, Nov 29, 2014
  3. Subway
    Where ***** make sandwiches
     
    #23 iDeception, Nov 29, 2014
  4. Destiny "don't worry we're making a second one to make up for this one"
     
    #24 kingdomsatwarprince, Nov 29, 2014
  5. Call of duty - ****, people still play this game?
     
    #25 PhartacusX, Nov 29, 2014
  6. Taco Bell "clean bathrooms for afterward"
     
    #26 DirtyLarry, Nov 29, 2014
  7. Lynx deodorant-
    When you haven't had a shower.
     
    #27 llIIV-----VAL-3N7iN3-----VlIlI, Nov 29, 2014
  8. Pokemon - capture cute animals in tiny balls and force them to fight ! It really ****** up when you think about it.
     
    #28 _-Ghost-_, Nov 29, 2014
  9. LEVI'S

    "We made button fly cos we know how painful it is when ur equipment gets caught in the zipper"
     
    #29 AshesOfEden, Nov 29, 2014
  10. TACO BELL

    "I ate the tacos in the dining area but I had to eat the burrito while I'm in their clean bathroom"
     
    #30 AshesOfEden, Nov 29, 2014
  11. Nike

    Just don't look at the price tag
     
    #31 l_Shad_I, Nov 29, 2014
  12. CALVIN KLEIN UNDERWEAR

    "You can wear it for atleast 2 weeks without washing"
     
    #32 AshesOfEden, Nov 29, 2014
  13. PLAYSTATION NETWORK

    "Learn new racial slurs every day"
     
    #33 AshesOfEden, Nov 29, 2014
  14. Apple
    "Don't let people enjoy their phones. Make a new one"


    Durex
    Guy: Honey! Why are the broken condoms on our couch?
    Woman: Please call our children by their names!
     
    #34 Nate, Nov 29, 2014
  15. KOTEX







    "Not the best thing....but next to the best thing"
     
    #35 -WillyTheDeuce-, Nov 29, 2014
  16. Adobe Flash Player
    Power on? We need to update.

    Nike
    False motivation since the 1960s.

    Apple
    Our old slogan of "Pearing people with their technology" didn't work out so well.

    Nintendo
    Wii made the motion controls first, Sony!

    Gamefly
    Now with movies!
     
    #36 -I-IllIl-EveOfRemorse-lIlII-I-, Nov 29, 2014
  17. Pimd "no matter your age someone will touch your pee pee"
     
    #37 DirtyLarry, Nov 29, 2014
  18. :lol:
     
    #38 l_Shad_I, Nov 29, 2014
  19. ATandT

    Employing foreign phone operators to piss off US customers for 10 years strong!
     
    #39 JWB, Nov 29, 2014
  20. Oakley
    "When you need to hide your hangover"

    Chapstick
    "Not Jay-Z approved"

    Snicker Commercial

     
    #40 Nate, Nov 29, 2014
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