My other posts are in Fan Fiction: The Snip3r >>>> Page 67 The Clan of the Mists >>>> Page 17 ^^^ wrote it for a real KaW clan. I think clan is dead already. Enjoy!
Cheezy music..... Camera zooms to Phil, sweating lightly from the forehead n a sweet gorgeous lady who is calmly performing an act.... *Phil: Ummm Hi... And you are Gina, how are you? *Gina: I'm good Phil. ^sounding a little distracted. Gina is tossing and juggling a ball pean hammer, a rolling pin, a baseball bat and a pingpong paddle. *Phil: Ummm Gina, may I ask why you're juggling that combination of dangerous sports n cooking equipment? *Gina: Yes, you may Phil. I'm actually going to use these impediments to beat up my darling and babe..... ^Gina's eyes glint *Phil: And just who is this darling of yours, Gina... *Gina: The Producer of this Show I believe Phil... *Phil: Oh! It's... *Gina: ...that's correct Phil, it's Malestone. I can't wait to use the hammer on his toes, beat him up with the bat, and roll him into so much dough with the rolling pin, and finally paddle his ass to so much hamburger. Phil sweating rivers of perspiration. *Phil: Oh dear! Oh dear! And why so much Violence on Male. *Gina: I always thought I was in his mind. How dare he describe Jayde, when I was the one having the Goats Milk Bath. Hmmmmph! He did pay for it. And yes, my skin was glowing n glistening with the milk, and yes there were young maidens pouring Milk using Earthen Amphoras. *Gina: MALE! COME OUT HERE. LET ME TEACH YOU A LESSON. Phil... Teeth starting to chatter. *Phil: Oooooooo...... Ummm a commercial break..... Camera pans to a bedroom, where Gina is putting the finishing touches to her Tartan red skirt. Her green eyes shining brightly. Her blonde hair brilliantly coiffed. She looks one last glance at herself in the mirror. Perfect! She comes out of her house and walks towards her Brilliant Virgin White car. Automatically the car growls to life and starts purring..... Gina places her thumb on the car door and the door automatically swings open. The stereo softly playing Blake Shelton's God Gave Me You. Gina sits down into the seat demurely before swinging her legs into the car, showing off beautiful, curvaceous, glowing, smooth and tanned legs. She lightly taps the door, and the door automatically swings shut with a thud. Gina checks her looks one last time in the windshield which has turned into a mirror using LCD technology. Her smile is brilliantly white. Her lips beautiful n red like ripe strawberries. Gina pulls away from the driveway and turns into the road. The car is responsive to her light touches and is extremely responsive. As the car roars off into the distance, camera zooms in on the logo on the trunk. It's the new Mercedes Benz AMG S600.
Way sweet car, over priced and rated, my 16 year old summer car would give the heavy weight AMG a go. The ping pong paddle hot! Tanned legs I'm envious.
ToffeeCheeseCake Music Spotlight on Phil.... *Phil: Well Good Evening n welcome to another episode of PHIL! IT! UP! And tonight we have a special guest... May we invite IRuleLikeSTINJ..... Blaring music as spotlight lights the door..... But no one appears. A hand appears a tiny voice tries to make itself heard above the din. Music slows down and comes to a sudden halt. A tiny voice says.... *STINJ: Hey! Hey! I'm here.... STINJ jumps to attract attention... The spotlight drops to ...... Lo n behold its a drawf O.O *STINJ: Hi everyone.... It's me STINJ. *Phil: Oh Hi! Hi STINJ, well I'm umm surprised as are the viewers. STINJ jumps onto the sofa n almost disappears. So he stands up as backstage helpers bring in a tiny bench on which STINJ sits on. *STINJ: Hi Phil.... How are ya? *Phil: I'm good. I'm good. So STINJ, what are your current views on what's happening on KaW. 1st the OSW? Are you involved? *STINJ: Well Phil, I'm as involved as all the other forum trolls are.... *Phil: So what would you like to say.... *STINJ: I think OSW is pointless. it just spams forums n just ruins fun. I feel people are way too sensitive in KaW, *Phil: Ummmm you may be right these. But do you think it's helping us in anyway? *STINJ: other than putting $$$ into Devs pocket?! No..... *Phil: Well thank you STINJ. And now for a commercial..... Camera pans to the Bakerzin Cake Shop in Parkway Parade.... *STINJ: Honey, how's the cake? Honey wrinkles her nose... *Honey: Ummm darling uh... Next time you don't choose for me okay?! I dun like this cheese cake huh. Taste funny de. *STINJ: Ummm love.... It's my Favorite Toffee Cheese Cake.... STINJ sighs with pleasure *Love: STINJ, darling... It taste good wor. But you know... You know... I prefer normal cheese cake. STINJ sighs.... In his head "Grrrrr these AhLians ah ah...." *STINJ: Haaaa Haaaa Haaaa Ti CHOOO. STINJ blows half the cheesecake over both his darlings. ^SQUEAL! EEEEEEEEK..... ^Slap. Camera pans away to look at kids playing in an indoor playground. ^Darling ah...... Grrrrrrrrr......"