That's okay Jayde. It's up for review. Since I didn't post anything sexual at all. A few were offended.... Teja is offended by Eagle. Doesn't mean Eagle gets locked up. BayWatch is full of pretty ladies, doesn't mean BayWatch is pulled off the air for inappropriate content. I hope everyone gets the drift. If you find the content offensive or inappropriate. Please don't read it. Stay off it. Ty. And KaWLeader that's Hilarious. I like it. Very very much.
I'm sorry Jayde. You'll come back as a guest sometime soon. More appropriately dressed of course for our Middle Eastern viewers/readers. *Grins evilly. Lol.
Chongo_Hombre: Welcome to my show! *phil runs up with all of his clothes torn holding the electric storm bow* Phil: Move it! This is my show! Chongo_Hombre: A weapon! Ahhhhhhh! *runs screaming* Phil: Let's have Wall_Artist come in. Wall_Artist: Thank you. Phil: What do you do for a living? Wall_Artist: Umm... Isn't it obvious? I give out wall art. Phil: How many do you have? Wall_Artist: 20-30 Phil: Wow. Could I see one? Wall_Artist:
*cheesy music* Phil: Welcome back to Phil it up! Moose: Sorry to crash the party. Where's the bathroom? Phil: That way
Camera pans to commercial.... Dionise on the Ski Slopes, gliding down smoothly on the powdery snow. Sun glinting dangerously white n bright off the snow. She's wearing a tight black weather proof leggings with pale yellow stripe. Pale yellow and Violet jacket, Violet and white boots White with speckles of violet and yellow. She gets to the bottom of her run. Camera zooms in close. She pushes up her goggles revealing Green Eyes with golden hair peeking out from under her hood. Hair the color of summer straw. Her lips cherry red with lip balm from Young Living. Dionise smiles into the camera. Pristine white teeth courtesy of AmWay. D: I'm a True Ski Bunny Hot Tub Member. Join me in becoming a member. Google it.
Scene pans back to Studio. Phil: Ummm I had a chance to speak to D backstage. And one of her pet peeves with KaW was inappropriate attire for our ladies. Well we have invited her to appear for Episode #6.
*flush* Phil: Hey moosey. Come sit down. Moose: No thanks. Phil: In that case I am looking for antlers Moose: Fine! Phil: Moose, what was it like being a mod? Moose: Hard. I had to silence, ban, lock, answer questions, and more galore. *wulf enters with eagle behind* *eagle flies onto moose's antlers* *wulf chases moose* Phil: Animods, please calm down. Cameraman 1: Do you think we should have a commercial break? *cameraman I is picked up by eagle and thrown through window* Cameraman 2: Think so.