I personally fail to realize the importance or the potential this program has to offer, but would it interest you if I asked permission to join these so-called 'Grammar Police'?
I am absolutely intrigued by this offer of FREE donuts, but I must demand that along with these free delicacies that I get free Coca-Cola with it, too.
Coca Cola is the tool of Satan! *hisses & makes cross sign* I wish to be a Police thingy. Im the bestest at grammar. Im betterer than most peepil. Thanks.