How To Be The Best Farmer On KAW

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by lllIIIllllIPhoenixllIIlllIlIll, Jan 10, 2012.

  1. Darn it....
     
  2. Simple, but I guess its true
     
  3. The number of eb noobs is too damn high 
     
  4. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Cool story bro 。

    I mean Really wicked :)
     
  5. Um, you also have to be innately evil
    And have no conscience. That is really integral to being a successful farmer.

    Ex: eb noob: Belle! You just stripped me of all of my allies and farmed me over 200x in 15 minutes! I'm an orphan. My mother never loved me. I have a rare disease and this is my only outlet. I Just lost my house. I got fired from my job. My dog died and now you are farming me too!!! WHY?!?

    Belle: (crystals 5 more times then responds) whatcha gonna do about Mr. Whiny Pants?

    See? A person with a conscience might feel bad. A person who isn't innately evil might have a conscience. You really really need these two things.
     
  6. My hubby: Belle! Why in the **** are you farming me? You know my 500 billion ally just got bought away.

    Belle: (tries to xtal as hubby chases her around the room grabbing at her phone). Hey honey! Check out who bought your ally. MUHAHAHA

    Hubby: you *****!!! I hate you

    Belle: (xtals again) I know that's code baby 
     
  7. pfft copy bentys thread much
     
  8. Lmao Bellemorte........awesome 
     
  9. OMG! Finally I'm here!!!! Thanks to GLOB
     
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