Once I went searching for the city of the dead In the moonless night I stopped for a rest A soft glowing mist around me started to spread Filling my heart with ghostly dread Then with a scream, appeared Apheriun's head Seized me with his bony hands, he direly said I'll give you the event items you covet But with my fair ethereal daughter you must wed We lived with passion but our love was sad So on another moonless night I left her and fled But vengeful Apheriun never forgets And he caught up with me and severed my neck Dear reader, my story as you have just read Don't forget to check for ephemeral fiends, under your bed
Red Apherion: A Divorce Poem Hte, oh how i loved you so You used to make me so much dough But hte clans are slowly dying Belive me Apherion we are trying But with Zta out you're not as good I don't hit you as much as i would My love pvp pays me so much more You don't hit back and its a bore Maybe one day we can fall in love again But until that day i must call this the end.
I used to have some stables I really thought they're great Hit cover of the night with sleeping potions Like it was my very first date Then I got Rekted on Reck Tentacle regens up my ass But my first equip was the best I got first base with netherrealm breasts Once I got big for Haunts My LB (back then) goal was near Gotta hit the seals my dear In-som-nom-nom-nia! Couldn't get the bow for a year Never get on wc with beers Second base was in osw Got naked and shed some tears Red aperion appeared and spoke Where's my damn castle code? Took money from all of us female dogs He went warbeasts on our cave of riches Now I'm just a zombie Kaw player Chasing events and wishing on glory days Wall me for some unicorn RP please I still haven't gotten laid!
Ashes always goes that extra mile for us to keep us all happy and he never dissapoints . Marvelous work Ashes !
You're the man homie. Epic as always! Never a dull moment when you're active in forums, buddy! Keep up the good work! You woulda been VK years ago if it was up to me...
'Old man Apheriun!' scream the children, Still full of youth, energy, life, and time. For them, the haggard sprite is a villain, A joke! A fool! cast away in his prime. These noobs know nought of the days he was king! Before the shadows of the Zoma rose When alas! dawned a new era of bling And Apheriun turned to a ghost, Both of mind as well as his poor spirit. So, prithee, do not mock our dear old soul, For it once took mighty strength to clear it. But now, Old Man Apheriun walks with his rusty bowl Begging for kind strangers to break seals Until ZTA arrives, when he goes home to no meals.
I find that all of our once former EB enemies have become our much loved friends now that we have outgrown them and cast them aside for bigger and better EBs. Nowadays, I can't do a 'To The Chamber' EB without weeping at the soldiers I am needlessly assassinating. They were only doing their jobs protecting those keys! They must have families I can write to apologizing that the reason daddy can't come home to-night, after just his first day on the job, is because I wanted a plunder bonus for a period of time :s