BLACK FRIDAY is upon us!!! Here's a secret guide to find the best hook up this Friday... Aritzia: Hipsters with boobjobs Garage: Skater Emo chicks Fairweather: Your Aunt (Please do not try to hook up with you Aunt.. Please) La Senza: A-Cup cuties GAP: Single moms American Eagle: College Dropouts Banana Republic: Sophisticated Cougars Tommy Hilfiger: Chicks with "Daddy Issues" Guess: Aspiring actresses Abercrombie and Fitch: Preppie chicks BCBGMAXAZRIA: Divorcees on the rebound Eddie Bower: Fit Vegans HnM: Starving artsy chicks Hollister: Clingy chicks who smell good Levi's: Tomboys Lululemon: Smelly yoga chicks Home Depot: DIY chicks Forever 21: OMG.. Anybody in this store is looking to hook up.. Share your secret shopping tips!
I just got back from 4 hrs of shopping and man it was 1 pair of leggings and fine butt after another everywhere i went. Non stop butts ....it was breathtaking.
Can't believe u forgot Victoria Secret Where you will never find a hook up, but you can look at everyone else's.
The second from the left is Rachel McAdams, famous for Mean Girls, Notebook, and Wedding Crashers. Like the devs she is a Maple syrup sniffing hoser from Canada.
Some more tips for Shopping.. Don't eat what you haven't bought yet.. If you see a messy pile.. Walk away.. Not everything is on Sale to your advantage.. Try not to get 2 of the sale items.. You'll end up losing both.. Open carry.. When you want to have peace and quiet while shopping Learn how to drive your shopping cart.. Don't even try to park at (insert you fav group of people here) malls.. Unless you are (insert that same group).. Then yes.. This is the best place to show off your new Mercedes SUV Old Navy... Diva.. Flirt.. Or Skanky.. If I had abs like that, I'd go and live model at Armani Exchange too.. *Note: I actually have better abs than that.. But Bass Pro Shop won't let me live model..
You should make a Cyber Monday edition! Don't forget...gonna need couple cans of RedBull to keep us going from the 1 am shopping we did this morning (Don't lie, we all did it)