Piano is fun. I like playing soul music on it cuz i feel i can connect. Anyone heard of the song dark blue?
So a guy walks into a bar with a gorgeous girl hanging onto his arm. Sits down next to a smelly drunk who's just grinning and staring at the TV. So anything on the menu I should avoid? he asks the drunk. Crabs, the guy drawls as he drools. Nearly falling but he manages to make his way toward the john. As he passes the girl, for a split second their roles are switched, the dude sprawls on the floor with the sickening realization, then returns to find himself locking lips with his unclean beauty queen. Baby, he asks, will you bury me?
It might be dumb but at least its original! Kinda, gollum. I attribute the success of this thread to four things: the beer mugs in the subject.cheers!