Blumpy'sBar & Grill

Discussion in 'Best Of' started by lililililililililil, Dec 8, 2009.

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    Roflmao
     
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    Thanks for spamming my wall, Sumsette. Girls are so evil .
     
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    lol sum
     
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    come on crip. lets see your game. :shock: :D
     
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    yes evil creatures they are.
     
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    its just love nudges b. don't cry.
     
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    j
     
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    This is how women defeat men:

    1) They use a magic spell and force us to do something they want us to do. This technique is commonly called seduction.
    2) They complain about EVERYTHING about us. This technique is commonly called bitching.
    3) They scare the hell out of us. This technique is commonly called "the time of the month"
    4) They extort our secret. This one is tricky. They usually say something along the lines of "if you don't tell me, I'm not your friend anymore".
    5) They make us promise impossible things. Same as above.
    6) They give you diseases. This disease is called "cooties".
    7) They use magical devices to keep you from doing anything bad to them. This magical device is commonly referred to as "boobs"
     
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    lol you dont wanna temp me sum, im stone so i could extra slick with what i spit.
     
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    OMG Blumpy! You hit the nail on the head haha. My wife didn't laugh tho. Me?LMAO
     
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    I'm dying.
     
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    She didn't laugh cuz it's true. Every time I get mad she points the E cups at me haha
     
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    E cups = win
     
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    Yah *sigh* they do 
     
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    Tell your wife that I said well played ma'am 
     
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    PS lets all jus keep that amongst ourselves. I dont wanna be in da dog house haha 
     
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    Shes already accusing me of adultry with Kaw haha
     
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    I'm not full of myself.  in fact, I can be quite humble sometimes. Maybe. I've done it once or twice. I think. Ok maybe not. But still.
     
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    Sam sam sam
     
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    Did I miss something? :eek:
    nice story you got there blumpy:D