Re: Modern Republic Because old people are loose whores and their manginas cannot be trusted... Duhh...
Re: Modern Republic There was this girl at our school who was a martial arts champion, and we talked a lot. Her main problem was that she changed so much during her periods that EVERYONE could tell. One day at that time of the month, I accidentally elbowed her in the boobs (it was seriously an accident). I won't say exactly what happened, but I will say that I have never been in the same room as her on her periods ever again.
Re: Modern Republic ... Blumpy? Did you get your ass kicked by an estrogen-enraged killing machine? It's okay to tell us, man... We're here for you...
Re: Modern Republic I now know what it feels like to be suffocated and punched at the same time. It hurts a LOT more than it looks in the movies.
Re: Modern Republic Smothered by the tits and punched in the kidney at the same time? Oh, what a sweet, sad misery...
Re: Modern Republic 16. 15 at the time of occurence. Someone had to pull her off me, and I couldn't get up for ten minutes.