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Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by slayerbob, Dec 28, 2011.

  1. You know blood doesn't taste very good gimme a shot of chardonnay to clear the taste out of my mouth. "hands over a dollar"
     
  2. Also If the chef ever comes by I'd like a 8 inch new York strip with mashed potatoes and French fries on the side
     
  3. *Hands five dollars* Pay up
     
  4. *Takes dollar* Thanks, but as you can see by my colorless text I just checked out for the night. Sorry *goes into staff lounge and locks sound proof door*
     
  5. Walks back out, hands root beer, takes money, checks out *goes back into locked staff lounge*
     
  6. You son of a ***** give me my Chardonnay
     
  7. IM SORRY WHAT?? I CAN'T HEAR YOU THOUGH OUR SOUND-PROOF STAFF LOUNGE DOOR!!
    Please place complaints in the box. The bartender will be back full time tomorrow morning
     
  8. Bah scammer. Well see how your sound proof door stands up when the IRS are knocking on it.
     
  9. is this the RP thing I keep hearing about?
     
  10. *Walks out of staff lounge* Hmmmm *checks complaint box* HAHAHAHA silly girl, the IRS isn't coming here. They KNOW what we could do to them  *rips up complaint and waits at counter*
     
  11. Look on my wall for prices and drinks! Include not only the drinks that the lounge provides to sell, but also drinks I have to sell out of my personal storage
     
  12. Ummm I'm not a girl.
     
  13. That's what they all say ;)
     
  14. What can i get with 10 bucks,
     
  15. So you're a girl? Or is that just an underlying assumption you make with the buying ofmchardonnay and murdering people with screwdrivers.
     
  16. @ZE
    Check my wall for drinks and prices

    @PIE
    Sorry, I don't serve pies at this bar.. Try the bar across the room (oh! But the only thing you see across the room is the exit door? How unfortunate!!)
     
  17. Bb code fail >_<
     
  18. Where's the chef at?
     
  19. He left this note... "NO FOOD FOR YOU" then mysteriously disappeared..... *cooks food for me and death*
     
  20. Could I get a bruschetta with salami and pancetta as an appetizer, followed by a light swordfish course with lemon and peppercorn coating, as the entrée: seared venison steak with a honey glaze and garlic stuffing, followed by a Swedish pot roast with onions, carrots, celery, and potatoes, and finally for dessert, a raspberry sorbet with a three berry sauce atop a slice of boysenberry pie? If it's not too much.