I have, however, seen a waffle rifle, accompanied by a syrup shotgun. The current whereabouts of said guns are unknown.
Oop found it now, say hello to my little friend!!! * ketchup gun and fires into cheese's radioactive oven*
It's truly the end!!! My minions, ONWARD to battle the evil kitchen demons!!! ONWARD!!! *activates Kitchen Wookie
Ok go to my weapon closet and take your pick from the kitchen based weapons oh wait, did I say weapons? Lol I meant uh...uh... uh cooking utensils *sets up guards to make sure only ones with my permission to enter*
*Goes Raven and sneaks past the guards and all security systems, grabbing a pair of stereotypical katanas*