Kaw Freestyle Cypher 2015

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Jan 23, 2015.

  1. ️ doubt that. Drake doesn't have a message like biggie and pac did
     
  2. but he spits the best "ryhmes" tho. Jay, Futuristic, Weazy, and Em are only competition.
     
  3. Jeff Turner, A-1, Futuristic, E-Money, Passionate MC, Obvi, illmaculate, Catalyst, Locksmith...


    Y'all need to listen to some underground hip-hop. Team Backpack artists are the future of hip hop. Mainstream rap is terrible.
     
  4. I thought you knew hip hop static, that list disappointed me
     
  5. We're not in the 90s anymore Hip Hop has change,drake talks about stuff that we can relate to, it's the 21st century bro gangster rap is outdated. If Biggie an Pac were alive today they would know that, and Jay Z is a perfect example of that, his longevity is truly sucessful
     
  6. Tired of these kingdoms being Dtw. Fluffing my castle up, make it bbw.
    You can't farm me my name is John Deere. Your name is Zaft and your demise is near. Clothes on tight you can't strip me, off the LB you go we yell yippee! Too low for you to hit, but still I spit and I must admit, them Apoc boys threw you in a pit. Now I Lurk as I wait for incoming from you nerds, middle finger up as I salute to you turds!
     
  7. Lol that's great
     
  8. Buckle up, boos, Lili is here.
    I know y'all missed me. I can smell fear.

    I take life for what it means.
    Veni, vidi, vici.
    Crowns to the queens,
    Bones to my B's.

    Looking to the left, looking to the right.
    Ain't no competition here. Where is the fight?

    Y'all have to admit
    I am the best really.
    These B's think they run sh..
    Until they meet Lili

    I don't need ur crowns, ur gold, ur rubies.
    Fake does nothing for me, like silicone boobies.

    On ur kingdoms I stomp,
    Destroying ur designs.
    I hold three fingers up.
    Y'all read between the lines.
     
  9. Its really cute and all
    That you let lili think she's a competitor
    But I don't really know why she does
    She ain't even fit to be my editor
    As if I needed an editor I don't cut lines
    Well not unless I'm snortin em
    Or maybe if I'm waiting at a club
    And I got some ladies there I'm extortin em
    Did you catch that bit just now
    How I played those lines together
    Of course you didn't
    I wouldn't have to duck down
    Or camoflauge my white ass
    And your blindness would still miss it
    You're like Helen Keller without a miracle
    Worker to help come save you
    You're like a female mike Tyson
    Without no one to come prison date you
    But wait if its not forced
    Then why are you on your knees?
    You give more head than a helmet
    And butt more of my jokes than Christopher reeves
    Oh wait, Cris, that's played out
    Eminem already ruined it
    He did more reeves jokes than shroom caps
    And I'm pretty sure he stuck his shoes in his
    Mouth for 8 years apologizing and changing his lyrics
    Duck that, duck fat, make popcorn in your ass
    And no one would here it
    I ain't apologizing for nothing
    I'm just crazy its too late
    I'm just saying the stuff in my head
    So how's that a crime if I'm just playing
    Lili's the one who started it
    "Mommy stop her she's looking at me"
    "Shut up punk quit acting like you retarded. She's just a girl, and she's not even smart it
    Isn't really fair so maybe that's why she's looking."
    "Well I don't care mom she's a woman she just be barefoot pregnant in my kitchen just cooking"
    And that's how it went in my childhood
    Just fake conversations back n forth in my head
    I wouldn't stop murdering your rap
    Except that yours is already dead
     
  10. In my head I said I'd checked this thread what the heck.
    Now I grace this page with my intellect.
    Nuff respect props & praises for other MCs in the previous phases...your sound bounces off my ears cause of gauges... echoes out
    Times & Places
    Times & Pleces
    So outrageous how we blaze this from different stages & different places
    Times & Places
    So contagious like
    A cuckoo who
    A cuckoo who
    Flew right past with a microphone.
     
  11. Burns just murdered it
    another LiLi rap unheard, its
    like its not rap, just murmurs.
    She only uses her mouth to service
    ...other rappers pencils
    thats direct, not subliminal
    Its correct but her feminine
    flows are just expendable!

    Real recognize pretendables
    and LiLi sets the precedent
    how can she spit a clean flow
    when she dont clean her crevices?!! :eek:
    Im rejectin all her predicates
    cuz her subjects lacking etiquette
    and dont get me started on Cynder...
    break his spine leave him vegetative
    He should see all the messages
    I leave on his sisters body
    I swear shes not so delicate
    and now she calls me papi! :eek:

    you rappers merely half-breeds
    at full speed you cannot catch me
    U cant tax me or out-rap me
    my raps too catchy, urs too tacky!
    Ima slap you when I catch you
    for flows thats just so ratchet!
    get ur ass back in my kitchen
    and close my fing cabinets!!
    Yup im my kitchen doin dishes
    hands underwater like they fishes
    thought yall was kings and princes
    now gettin treated like some bitches! :eek: :eek:
     
  12. Rethink that.
     
  13. I bet y'all feel like big men
    Spitting out something sexist.
    Btw I am on ur tongues then.
    Not my tongue on ur ''pencils".

    If u call woman a dirty hoe
    It doesn't mean u "owned" her a bit.
    Just means u fell so low
    Lower than dirt under my dog's sh..

    As for my flow, y'all are just jelly.
    Urs is rusty. A bunch of has-beens.
    My flow is tighter than ur bellies.
    When y'all are trying to suck them in.

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    When I am walking I see y'all sweating
    I am so hot the sidewalk's melting
    My booty moving
    I see y'all watching
    I see y'all drooling.
    Ur lips smacking,
    Ur tongues hanging,
    Ur eyes lusting.
    Y'all are busted.

    If u didn't feel I was a threat
    U wouldn't need this powpow.
    But Jesus said forgive and forget
    And i'm forgetting y'all now. 

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  14. You walk and ya butt jiggles?
    ya whole back strait as a pickle
    You have no ass, nope, not a little!
    I saw ur ass and it made me giggle.
    dont make me laugh again...
    ya whole back flat, my friend.
    I wouldnt hit it with Yolo's stick
    please DONT walk past again!
    I should vomit, I dont really want it
    only a spine that ur flauntin...
    and its flatter than ur stomach
    but hey, at least you know you own it!
    Its not sexist, not cuz ur a woman
    its cuz ur in a mans world
    ur raps are tainted and poisioned
    but hey, at least you have some choices.
    The sidewalk melted from ur weight
    I just pray the concretes ok
    Ur Godzilla on a cypher...
    cuz when you walk, the ground shakes!
    but hey, the choices you decided!
    couldnt forget me if you tried it!
    Id bust that junk wide open...
    lookin like ya kitty suicided!
    oh yea, I have no standards
    I like a chubby girl with handles
    I like em juicy as a peach
    we go hand in hand like tandems!
    Now it seems you cant stand up
    and you still cant sit down
    you just cannot sit still
    but hey, you still get around.

    get it? around? a-round? hahaha
     
  15. Static spits straight fire.
    Can I buy your mixtape?
     
  16. I got the bootleg. $5.99. Hit me up.
     
  17. Listen Miss Lili,
    you should scat stat
    you couldn't raise the bar against me
    that's like gazing at stars when your 3'3"
    since you have such delusions about your skill
    the conclusion is your guts will spill
    I guess you suffered too many contusions
    but real recognizes surreal
    If you're going to diss me
    Come to the country, and get hit with napalms
    in the land of the morning calm
    I thought Canadians( im gonna assume your Canadian) are taught correct geography
    In your case that's a fallacy
    you'll vanish without a trace
    that's reality
    but if I'm in Nam
    than meet Bouncing Betty
    Please Meechy would eat you like a buffett (pause)
    and then run over you with a chevy
    he would cut you like he had razorblades
    then dance around you like he's at the ice capades
    since you hit every branch down since age eight
    and took pucks to the face since 2nd grade
    I'll give you a weak post
    half assed the job and you still got roast
    But honestly, out of all the battlers
    your the worst
    These forum rattlers get bodied in a Herse
    go back home
    reherse your verse
    cause you just got hit with a Meechy curse
    So mozoltov reverse and dispurse
     
  18. I wanna push Lili to the limit
     
  19. Hurry up, anybody just get me started, I'm done taking it easy (or am I?)
     
  20. I don't need a confirmation
    Of my superiority,
    Of my domination.
    My rhymes are quality.
    A priority
    Over ur conformity.
    Y'all need a revolution
    To knock me off my throne.
    I hear y'all tugging and pushing
    I hear y'all groan
    And moan
    Trying to find a phone
    To type in how much I suck.
    I don't need an invitation
    To this little potluck.
    I am in VIP section.
    Rejection? Not relevant.
    Perfection? Dealt with it.
    Erection? Rode it.
    Direction? Chose it.
    You wish u could erase me,
    Copy and paste me.
    Even my ass makes u dribble.
    They slap it not to watch it jiggle,
    But to mark it, and claim it,
    And brand it and stamp it.
    But no owner to this asset,
    No collar to this B's mindset.
    I am from Russia, not Canada. Did u get a feel?
    And I wear ur balls on my stiletto heel.


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