Kaw Freestyle Cypher 2015

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Jan 23, 2015.

  1. My hooks and flow are the bomb
    My poetry as sick as verses from the Quran
    You want to diss me?
    Better pray to your false God
    Slimy infidel noob I feed you to the dogs
    Curse the heavens and laugh while eating my kabob
    Planes fly overhead, It's the U.S. airdropping some new arms
    For our cause to keep the war effort afloat
    I have a wife, you really think I'd step out for a goat?
    Just sit and watch your TV
    Don't come to my land you couldn't survive the heat
    Feel the hot lines of fire like blasts from my RPG
    You can't handle the candle and you can't handle the wax
    You're just gonna get smacked better look at the facts
    We got chemical weapons from Israel so you better stand back
    And it my raps don't serve to get myself too far
    I'll strap on this strange vest, Allahu Akbar!
     
  2. weak
     
  3. Little boy,you're just a terrorist, nothing new,you ain't the scariest.Fear me,I am your God,aka Rooster,so sit and choke on pork,plz,you're short,sit in your booster.I struck you down with very few verses,fake Muslims, pickup your purses.beat you down like Al Capone,now you're lying in the sand wet ,bloody,all alone.
     
  4. still waitin on this dude to be serious
    too many commas and not enough periods.
    Like his mouth, it just kinda runs on.
    Cass ass weaker than a dry sponge :lol:
    Live, die, repeat; story of your life
    Live on the edge til u finally get it right
     






















  5. Don't hate static,congratulate addict.lol
     
  6. Spit something serious, or move on, troll.
     

  7. Hey! That didn't ryhme 
     
  8. Who said that I am mean?
    I am a F'ing fairy.
    I do my own thing
    Extra-ordi-nary.
    Some people are driven
    To build cages and chains.
    I build ladders to heaven
    With blood from my veins.
    U are trying to contain,
    To staple and tag it.
    My rhymes are ur pain.
    No Tylenol to fade it.
    They are stuck in ur head
    Hating till u bust.
    I am so far ahead
    U are biting my dust.
    Put ur bars in the attic
    With old junk, boo.
    If I were u, static,
    I'd be hating me too.
     
  9. A pain to me?
    no bro, never!
    you claim to be..
    we know better!

    ur existence
    miniscule at best
    I can see you..
    choose badly dressed

    over wardrobes
    that dun malfunction
    like showin a boob
    is really somethin

    get over yourself
    ur not an angel
    thats wrong angles
    u horns not dangerous

    but u have em
    kinda like a cow do!
    Lmao..
    ur the one to bow to?

    I said cow
    cuz ur rhyme is bullish
    and I rhyme fully...
    Stat's a rhyme bully!

    horns, cow, bullsht
    ur not an angel still
    but im still the culprit
    trending now #coolkid

    my level here?
    still beneath it
    but was good eatin
    thx for ya peaches :*
    U perked, but not peakin
    I work, and you peek in
    the lobby, you just sneak in
    my body, gets you leakin

    ...but I make you mop it up!

    yea my handle u be reachin
    u cant handle me speakin
    you want me all weekend
    trickin while you treat this
    lickin as I eat this

    ...kitty til Ive had enough!

    *coughcough* ok that was crazy.
     
  10. Hold up hold up

    Alright here it goes
    Y'all might wanna gets pens out
    This be the time to be taking some notes
    The names Burns
    Like what I do to y'all
    Bitches can't handle my flows
    Sit back end up in stitches
    Better yet covered in rose
    Closed casket cuz what I did to you
    Nobody should have to know
    Your weak ass attempts to flack this
    Got none of y'all looking like pros
    You might wanna check out ya mirror
    Cuz in a minute I might just have ta ghost
    I pop up more than a kardashian
    When someone be looking for hoes
    I be more hyped up than Marshall
    When black dudes start attacking his flows
    I get more ***** than athletes
    Deflate balls like egos to win me a Superbowl
    Y'all still rereading that last line
    I've moved on to the next piece of my prose
    Y'all googling words to keep up with me
    Like "how he does this ish"
    But that's what nobody will know
    Popped up in a yahoo answer
    But no answers worth damns would ever come from one of those
    I'm tired of rhyming off one syllable
    But I had to dumb dis down for you shmos
    I'd go toe to toe with you mayweather style
    But not a damn one of you could handle my blows
     
  11. Don't talk tough to me boy
    My fist will crush your nose
    You can't act hard then say that you're
    "Giving out blows"
    Well if you're offering I'd accept
    I'll make sure everybody knows
    How your best skill is
    Sucking a golf ball through a garden hose
    Let's look at the syllabus
    You fools are illiterate
    You can't begin to spit
    Like I deliver it
    Not even a little bit
    You're just a cheap counterfeit
    Forged on a pay slip
    Straight from the late shift
    You just better quit
    I've dropped hotter bombs
    At 9am on the toilet

    You're such a silly sap craving your dose of fiction
    Your portrait's just a head shot with the face missin'
    You're not on my level
    Bro you're so disheveled
    I ain't even trying to buy this corny *bleep* you peddle
    So sit back down and let the grown ups speak
    I know ain't alone in thinking what you've got is weak
    I heat seek the meek make em bleed and break their teeth
    What times your girl off work? We are supposed to meet
    And one more thing before I end this here
    I'm the best there ever was I think that much is clear


    *mic drop*

     
  12. oooooooh.

    I heard u say fools
    boy thats plural!
    you white and you shine?
    nga Im a PEARL!

    Ur shine is extraordinary
    but *coughcough* "ordinary"
    u cant even lift my weapon...
    Excalibur remains buried!

    I get to giggling
    literally laughin in fits!
    when Cyn thinks hes "it"
    when aint blastin no wits!

    cute punches tho, bro
    *nom* yea still munchin those
    digested em last week
    while inhalin raps up the nose!

    maybe u should do a line?
    cuz you thinkin you a lion
    but couldn't even shine
    with a bright avi on Line!!!

    okok... Ill just lend a mic
    but its still Statics, aight?
    cuz I hit you with a brick..
    now ur a real "cinder-strike"

    see what was done there?
    cuz u thought u was lightnin
    u said "stryke"
    but got bricked just for fightin!

    just bow out, son
    and accept the negligence
    ..that you deliver
    thats makes me question this.

    and as for being the best?
    get that shh off ya breast..
    cuz ur breath moans womanly
    And I just busted on ya neck!
     
  13. Daaaaaaamn that brick/cinder strike line was clean 
     
  14. Finally a page worth reading again haha
     
  15. yea yall was cold. That was 3 styles from 3 dif environments/geographical locations! Bring on more! be mean.
     
  16. very clever. No lie.
     
  17. Bump,and how dare you guys forget about me! I created this thread so in a way you all are my sons straight from the scrotem
     
  18. Let it die.They suck anyways
     
  19. Look I'm back from the M to the E
    I'm kinda like Poe when I spit that poetry
    Now I got a few points to make
    Not for mine but for the threads sake
    First off don't sit and whine
    Like really what are you nine?
    This isn't the place to fight
    Unless you use the mic
    Secondly don't come in with weak bars
    Especially with less flow than the surface of Mars
    I'll tear you apart
    It was over from the start
    And finally stop about your religion
    I don't care and you got my trigger finger itching
    I'm not preaching
    I'm just teaching