Kaw Freestyle Cypher 2015

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Jan 23, 2015.

  1. You know what? Cynder just inspired me to spit some bars in different language, don't know where I got this idea from but I'm aiming it at both static and burns head, none of us have ever thought to do that so I'll be the first
     
  2. bars bro. bars.


    and lol Yolo, uk all u gotta do to get my attention.
     
  3. Yall really need this long to write somn good?

    hahahaha!
     
  4. like crickets in here
    its all like dead of night
    all the rappers disappear
    or suffered stage fright

    so I guess ill spit bars
    and go ahead and revamp it
    cuz I like to spit the hardest
    Im the strongest since Samson

    probs the darkest since Manson
    but my light shines brightest
    my bars still own the title
    as the single most tightest!

    So call em out
    like theres a flag on the play
    I only brag when I write
    but when I rap, they go away

    so I bring em back
    like a new fad in fashion
    and when I get to mashin
    fake mcs hide and get to stashin

    tracks til Im gone again
    til Stats gone with the wind
    I wait until they grow some..
    then I cut em like a lawn again!

    yea its just like Im on again
    but I hardly ever go off it
    Im only living to collect profit
    like dividends, Ill cut losses!

    so get cut
     
  5. They call me debo cos I'm takin sh!t
    Break down your pots then I'm takin sh!t
    Them man can't osw they talkin sh!t
    I'll play this game when I take a sh!f

    Lolol
     
  6. they talkin too many events
    but the kaw shoe, it fits
    you talk a lot of ****
    and throw money at this...

    you'll get the 5k
    just quit ur job today
    and dump xtals every eb
    and rob a mall today

    or just give up on life
    and steady keep it tappin
    while I laugh my ass off
    and keep it strictly rappin

    I see yall, aimin for the top
    like you gon claim the crown
    and you gon shut it down
    but clowns failed to stick around...

    its like they underground
    wishin breath like this
    and tryin to make a sound
    but its death type ****

    so enjoy ur only oxygen
    cuz its over for you
    unless you spendin hundreds
    KaW's just another spoof

    and the truth is
    that youll never be leaderboard
    so keep dumping nobs
    cuz kaws easy when bored!

    *logs on and unloads*
    in a minute or two
    and events got you burning
    least an xtal or two

    its easy paper, kaw is a playa
    and even when Im sedated
    the nobs makin a statement!
    but the status is genuinely heinous

    We paid you how much?
    and yall only add a buck or two?
    I should do my extra favor
    and let Tyrone long **** you dudes

    talkin like its 9 plus
    when lbs eat 9 for lunch
    and 10 more for brunch
    and ingest accts very much!

    and thats not even literal
    not accusing you criminals
    of doing shady **** thats subliminally
    abnormal to the welfare of common folk...

     
  7. CynderStryke killed it. Damnnnn, good stuff bro
     
  8. Imma do me
    You do you
    I shine brighter than the sun
    You looking like a nun
    I be making tons
    No puns
    While you be baking my buns
     
  9. For anyone looking for a song with great wordplay and puns, look up procake$. Very vulgar, but the flow and wordplay is insane
     
  10. op said to rap
    or to write if I want to
    but Ima do it right
    in front of the wrong dudes

    thinkin Ima give it up
    I wouldnt bow down
    if yall was crowned
    and royalty was upside down

    that would suffice
    but I'd take my own advice
    and never let you survive
    id rather take my own life

    whats a wrapper to a bar?
    or whats a rap without a star?
    thats not my bars at all...
    cuz my wraps mars bars em all!

    meaning, Im just old with it
    I ripped it, and resewed with it
    Im kinda like old women
    in my zone frozen cold with it

    but thats not wits, rigor mortis
    im half alive again, rabbit/tortoise
    Im half tryin to win, grab the torches
    and burn yall down like wicker porches..

    im intercoursin this rap
    like Im its father
    but to be important and rap?
    Id rather not bother

    Just catch me on support
    and pretend yall was aborted
    cuz this is MY life
    and my rights live beyond borders!
     
  11. Big horn on my truck like I'm makin' a delivery,
    Girls just want my paper, mixin' trickin' up with chivalry.
    I'm a rap master that's not figurative, it's literally.
    Reading all these rhymes I'm just laughin' man, it's killing me!
     
  12. pretty tight
     
  13. don't see it. Pretty sloppy
     
  14. wow, the thread is still going pretty good xD ive been kind of inactive. might join in again soon.
     
  15. This thread and all these lines with rhymes have inspired me to try my hand at this. That thanks guys 
     
  16. please do! but watch out for LiLi cuz shes hard to impress but easy to verbally undress.
     
  17. Thanks, OP.
     
  18. still not banned? ^ threads been active since January so...

    not rapping or writing so please dont come back and/or derail our thread. :)
     
  19. Life is a dream I just ordered a taco supreme I was worthy your ***** so thirsty got the drinking fountain but you doubting I'm fighting for my life I got a knife about to stab someone it's so much fun but it hurts me a ton I wish I had a gun and a Cinnabon this world make non sense I'm way to tense I need to get high and rest chilling in the west la express while you working at your desk your sucking my dick like opera giving advice