Kaw Freestyle Cypher 2015

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Jan 23, 2015.

  1. My biscuits in fishnets.. That's ur retort?
    I'm laughing my ass off at ur effort.
    That's all u came up with? Pfftt... keep reaching.
    I am in ur head. That's why u are preaching.
    Do u need a lesson in talking smack?
    I have an idea. Google up a comeback.
     
  2. oooooh. Aight, Ima have to getcha for real then.
     
  3. Agreed. I mean they might sound good in the head of whoever is writing them but reading rap is just kinda eh
     
  4. Actually kind of true tbh
     
  5. then dont read em. Go troll somewhere else. :)
     
  6. Give em the heat static, they dont want it
     
  7. He can't. He is googling a comeback.
     
  8. Why not, it's not like this game is any good anymore anyway
     
  9. anyways...

    Rap is alive and Im servin it raw
    leave it to me, go play with ya dolls
    Go play with ya dog, stop playin with god
    cuz playin with me is like tempting a mod
    Being schooled by a chick? not happenin
    go play in the kitchen and stop rappin!
    Im a monster, Ill hide under the spread
    creep out and eat you like LiLi the bread
    I mean, you gross, so its kiwi instead
    and you scared so you peepee tha bed!
    The hits only showed that u think u tough
    but beating me? please, u aint woman enough!
    we're forever separated by intelligence
    I possess it and you can't handle it
    You bit off more than you can chew?
    oh well, thats just what a woman do!
    And I aint gotta google ****
    Amazon breasts and buy urself some tits
    Ur small, so Idk wtf youve said
    irl ***** Id put a beer on ur head!
    Watching you nervously fidget
    hows a grown ass ***** still a midget?

    clown
     
  10. Okay Okay Okay you clearly met me but now its time for a personality switch...

    -T- signing off...
    Take it from the top Dub

    Alright everyone asks who i am
    And i hit them with a body slam
    The only thing i say
    Is im Dub get outta my way
    Dont call me ludicrous
    leave that wack rapper outta this
    Ill take shots at ya from the west
    Proving that i am the best
    Wrecking you with lyrical finesse
    Dont care about being politicaly correct
    With a flow so tight
    Even though im white
    This isnt a killing
    Just public assassinating
    Every body i see
    And then im on that ooh wee
    Im here to divide and conquer
    Not playing fair this is a slaughter
    Im ending this now
    With a fist in your face, Pow!
     
  11. @static

    Oh I do play with dolls. Found them here.
    You are one of them. I am ur puppeteer
    I pull on the strings and watch u twitch.
    If we were in prison, u'd be my B
    U mumble feebly in ur distress.
    Lick my boots and call me Mistress.
    Ur flow is heavy and constipated.
    I own ur thread. I dominate it.
    If I wanted u broken, u'd be broke.
    Ur rhymes are like an old coke.
    Maybe it used to be carbonated
    Now it's just flat and deflated.
    U got beat by a chick and u went sexist.
    I am laughing at ur self proclaimed "greatness".
    I am in ur head. I am under ur skin.
    I am the beginning. U are a has been.
     
  12. Boi
    All you do is rub a dub dub wit ya homies
    Actin all tough might award ya ass a tony,
    Talkin all this smack, gonna call you roni
    Im comin wit the fire, for those who dont know me
    But everybody knows i dont chill wit any phonies
    All you can do is go tap tap, come holler at me when you learn how to rap.

    That was off top
     
  13. Please, chick you're a never been
    I totally read it in your file.
    Im the future youll never have
    because you're living in denial!

    As for being sexist, thats not true
    simply put, Im just better than you.
    I look better, walk and talk better
    every letter, every lines more clever!

    The only true thing you've said
    is indirectly admitting conceit
    Im eons above you, chick...
    ur under my feet, sucking defeat!

    And rumor has it, you look up to me
    like Im ur God, and you worship my feats
    while on ur knees, begging me please
    let you get a drink cuz ur ass just thirsty

    Stop lying to yourself,
    take a second and be serious
    how you bleed for 7 days and not die?
    ***** go have a period!

    You the only girl I know thats husky
    but ur a boy though, so trust me
    you really shouldnt wanna rush me
    instead us Deo, cuz ur crusy ass musty!!

    and take a good long look at ur mouth
    better use some lip balm or chapstick!
    You showed us all your real colors
    and got your wig split and ass kicked!

    dont you comprehend?
    can you not understand the truth?
    you couldnt take advantage of me
    ..if I accidentally let you!

    Im just playin with you
    its the reason ur still tingling
    got you aching for a breaking
    but ur not the type for mingling

    so lol @ the way that you think
    and lmao at those A's on your chest
    and rofl at the hype that you bring
    but smh cuz u mediocre at best...

    #rekt
     
  14. @idontevenwar
    I dont even war
    Man you cant even rap
    You say i just tap
    Ill pop you with a cap
    You calling me Tony sucka
    Thats right last name Montana
    Ill take all your bullets
    Boi your just full of it
    Your rhyme has no wit
    Im invincible
    Your girl thinks im irresistable
    Your not real just inconvinceable
    Ill cut you and your homies down
    Imma call you the joker, just a clown
    Screw that smile you need to frown
    Im sitting on top
    Dont trust ya, you a cop?
    Last thing you hear will be pop pop pop
     
  15. @static

    Did I abuse u a little too much?
    PTSD? Do u need a shrink?
    First I am husky then a boy and such..
    I laughed so hard I spilt my drink.
    Noob raging in red. Spewing generics.
    Got nose bleed from my blows?
    Calm ur moobs and hold ur hysterics.
    I am just better. That's all it shows.
    "#rekt" Omg.. please..
    U can't wreck a fly with a hammer.
    I made u crawl in dust on ur knees
    Picking up crumbs of my glamour.
    What are u proud of? Ur d?
    Well in that case I wish u good luck.
    And for ur sake I hope it's big.
    Cause quite frankly ur oral skills suck.
     
  16. Rubadub
    How long did that take you, 30minutes, an hour? Im spittin it off top before i hop into the shower. Its time for yall to experience, true lyrical power. Imma mf beast, go;run,hide,and cower. I swear no one will think less of you for it, every time ya girl think of me she gets a little euphoric, and she begins to remember your little member. Thats not a shot, im just speaking the truth. Im spittin bars so hard, god damn, i cracked a tooth. Spittin bars with the best of em, you goofy ass dude, im just speaking that real, i aint tryna be rude
     
  17. Idontevenwar

    Aww how cute
    You rhyme worse than a mute
    This isnt a fair dispute
    Im causing anarchy
    In your proximity
    Im causing you to bleed internaly
    My rhymes are like a gun
    I stay away from a bad pun
    My advice to you is run
    My girl wouldnt be caught dead with you
    She would rather get the spanish flu
    Furthormore its pathetic to
    Resort to talking about my genitals
    You sound sort of mental
    Ill loan you a rhyme like a rental
    Last but not the least
    I am the truest beast
    You are the man with the least
    Im spitting this off my head
    Quit before you end up dead
    Pop another med
    To take away the pain of losing
    Imma keep ruling
    And ill keep ya girl drooling
     
  18. getting heated lol
     
  19. You might fill someone's nf with steals, but I fill your nf with follow requests
     
  20. LiLi

    I was kinda surprised
    by you spittin on my thread
    the last time I saw you
    you were drippin down my leg
    Yea we had our fun
    Id think we kept it passionate
    you were my only one
    and I used to love to bask in it
    then things got heated
    you ran and turned ur back on me
    then popped up later
    trying ur best to rap on me!
    Kinda took me by surprise
    the way you proved intelligent,
    when er'thing else was nonsense
    and SS was the evidence!
    Why do you wanna be hated?
    why you always making enemies?
    Its apparent you have wits
    so why is hatred such a tendency??
    Im gonna be totally honest
    you might be my only competition
    cuz everything you've written
    I took time to stop and listen.
    You really aint half bad
    I love the styles that you give me
    I was having a bad day
    ur rap made me smile gently.
    Kinda makes me wanna friend you
    after er'thing we been through.
    If I can be charismatic
    then you can pretend too!
    I have special love for poetry
    this aint all raps to me.
    I just spit peacefully
    unless someone's attackin me.
    And it never was noob rage
    Im way too old for that.
    It was simply returning
    something cold as your rap!
    This is everyone's thread
    I just feel like I own it
    cuz no one has dethroned me
    and I respect my opponents.
    Gotta learn from those
    thats harder than you
    those smarter than you
    this is my life's work
    but its merely water to you!
    anyways, I hope you read this
    you can retaliate if you wanna
    I literally bleed these words
    Cuz poetry is my Madonna.