Kaw Freestyle Cypher 2015

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Jan 23, 2015.

  1. Im Pac and you niggas aint dear to my booth
    Im just like Pierce, you call me The Truth
    and speaking of Paul, Im Chris with the handles
    3 pistols with 3 clips, 3 shots like The Answer
    Im #1 so you niggas cant face me or play me
    Im literally #1 boy Im Tracy McGrady!
    When I rap, you know its all Magic
    and Ill blast a Rocket if you fuckin with static
    Im a Bull in a china shop so corner a Hornet
    and Ill shoot from long range like Hornacek...
    Ill make bullets rain like its pourin
    from downtown, Im not Static, Im Jordan!

    hahaha! Bet u dont get every reference
     
  2. I'm back, out of inactivity
    Shrugging off the confines of my neutrality
    For you, I'm going to bring back reality
    To test your limited mentality
    Done this so much it should be a normality
    There is no need for any formalities.
    This will feel like a virtual reality
    But without morality or any confidentiality.

    You want rap battle?
    Stop with the prattle
    I'll round you up like cattle
    Kicking your ass from London to Seattle.
    I'm really tired of your babble
    Now sit down while I beat you at scrabble.

    Number one? Nah you're done.
    I'm hitting this and getting a home run
    You need 3, but I only need one gun.
    Better than the rest? Hah no, you are better than no-one.

    You are right though, I don't get all the references,
    But that's because everyone has their own preferences.
    We only get those of relevance,
    To which we may feel a resemblance,
    Your rap just seemed random and reckless.
    Kinda like the United Arab Emirates?
     
  3. Haha. Had to dust off the cypher huh? Might try again this weekend. Been really wanting to write somn anyways. :)
     
  4. Haha yeah.
    Also come on people, if you read this there's nothing stopping you from having a go. It's fun 
     
  5. Bull in the china shop? Pfft... please...
    More like an American among the Chinese.
    Thinks he raised his head over the banality
    But in reality
    just a limited mentality..
    Self proclaimed thug,
    He thinks he is cool..
    Look in the mirror
    And wipe ur drool, fool..
     
  6. I read all of your rhymes
    Id step up but your not worth the time
    But then again this is effortless
    Im here to telt you this

    Your president has no flow
    Thats why your country has no dough
    Im here to set you free
    from the oppressor, yo can't you see?
    You can call me revolutionary
    But im assassinating your prez
    No matter what he says
    Im sitting on the throne
    Please just go home
    My massacre is almost done
    Im not trying im just having fun
    Im your final warning
    And on all your dreams im pouring
    This is the end
    I hope you send
    Everything you have left
    Ill prove that im the best
    Be unique
    Ill take you to the peak
    The world is mine like im Tony Montana
    Ill take all your bullets sucka
    I lied about ending it
    but thats the way i spit
    I go on forever definately
    Ill bring you to a boil infinitely
    Im not crazy im just being me
     
  7. Nice one, but there's one flaw with your rap,
    It's mainly that your facts are bullcrap
    I'm from UK so please shut your trap
    Step down before I give you a slap.

    We don't have a president, we got a prime minister
    Who's balls are getting littler and littler,
    So there, between him and you there is something similar
    You dead pig fiddler.
    You are my prisoner
    And im patrolling your perimeter
    I'm your inhibitor
    These facts couldn't get any simpler.

    You don't seem anything like crazy,
    Your vision is just hazy
    As all of the onlookers crown you king daisy
    Just sit back down, you seem a bit hasty.

    To be get to number one you have to go through me,
    And that would be
    Quite a sight to see
    As a newbie
    Tried to beat an experienced emcee
    I'll crush you with debris
    That I can foresee
    Then I'll sit back, relax and sip at my tea.
     
  8. should I even go there?
     
  9. Oh little miss UK
    Dont make me say
    all the war crimes they
    commit supporting Gaza
    bombings and murda
    of innocent sons and daughtas
    fighting for their freedom
    looking for someone to lead em
    not to be put
    in a cell to rot
    forget a tea pot
    guess what
    your calling my vision hazy
    when your eye looks a bit lazy
    you should check to see if its okay
    maybe you need glasses
    your slow as molasses
    ill come at you with axes
    i have no compassion
    for those that insult the masses
     
  10. The only thing "Phantom" about you is your rapping skills.
    Your flow is tired like you just took too many sleeping pills.
    You're from the UK? Well okay. I'm from the USA and we don't play. We celebrate the ass whooping we gave you every Independence Day.
    See, I don't rap battle or battle rap, I assassinate. You barely have rhythm, meanwhile I fascinate. Using the word "battle" would indicate you had a chance. But as soon as I start rapping you initiate pissing your pants.
    Oh you didn't know? Yeah I've been gone a little while. But your flow sound as slow as that big dude from Green Mile.
    There's no denial that my rapid-fire style is acidic like bile. Above average by a mile not the standard rank and file. Fast or slow my flow is versatile, angry at the world so f**k yes I'm hostile. I'm deadly on this mic like Chris Kyle. Challengers line up single file I'll send you all to the body pile.
     
  11. Pahahahaha two against one?
    Seems pretty equal, This oughta be fun
    How much do each of you weigh, a couple of metric tonnes?
    You talk about assassinating but you can't even run.
    A lot of you have to get around on mobility scooters
    Brandishing worthless pea shooters
    To get more Twinkies you fat ass consumers
    How can you even pay attention to your future
    When you are too big to get inside a Mini Cooper.

    Talking about killing innocents
    Innocent citizens
    That's one thing for which Americans are infamous.
    Walking into a school and opening fire, the chaos that causes is limitless
    Absolutely ridiculous
    Then you all buy more guns out of your ignorance.

    Have you looked at your 'great land of the free?'
    People collecting felonies out on the street,
    Loads of rednecks with disgusting goatees.
    It's more like a family line instead of a family tree.
    What kind of country arrests a kid for making a clock creatively?!

    And for a matter I can see straight,
    And I'm open to debate
    But I have a feeling that your political figures need a major update.
    Because if trump gets in then you all really screwed up your fate.
     
  12. Alright Phantom you think i support America?
    Thats dumber than blaming Osama
    For 9/11 and thinkin that a country
    that kills children has enough morality
    to not kill their own to start a war
    that makes the rich people soar
    with profits
    you can call me the prophet
    no im not Muhammad
    just a man with the pen and the pad
    attacking me is like commiting suicide
    please just stop before you lose all your pride
    im on this planet to demolish
    and then abolish
    everything sytematically
    not primatively
    you need to see the truth
    i have all the proof
    ill never stop
    im staying at the top
    you should try and get smarter
    kill me please and make me a Martyr
     
  13. @LiLi

    Gangstas when we hit and nobody love her
    its the whole reason they invented rubbers
    In my hood you get shot over wrong colors
    and nobody talk to cops like we all brothers

    Its natural for us to keep packin a gun
    the same way a worker stays packin a lunch
    so when no backup and back in a crunch
    I back the raps up by unlatchin the trunk!

    I mean, you called me gangsta,
    but im just entertainin
    but since Im gangsta, then thank ya!
    but its not the picture I painted!

    Im just a product of my environment
    its just the ones u hear sirens in!
    You better not come here with money...
    better have somebody wire it in!

    Anyways, Im done. Im just havin fun.
    flows electric, thats where I get Static from
    But you callin me out like u the baddest one
    u not the baddest, hun, u only made Static come.
     
  14. I could tell more about bullets or poverty.
    We'd have a pity competition instead of poetry.
    Went from thug to a gangsta, little boy blue?
    The badder the better for simple minded few.
    U think ur rhymes flow? Quit being dramatic.
    All I can hear is "bzzzzz..." - static..
    One truth is for sure. The rest is lame.
    U call me the baddest. And yeah, that's my claim.
    I am the one who dictates and enforces.
    I'm building my kingdoms on ur corpses.
    It's all or nothing. Not a thing in-between.
    Fall to ur knees and bow to ur queen.
     
  15. hahaha

    thats very funny to me
    thinkin Ima bow to the queen!
    Theres NO way possibly
    You can get me on my knees!

    and I dont kiss and tell..
    I get high on back porches
    and the only thing I smell
    Is you packin corpses.

    But of course this
    is a fairy tale ur used to!
    we can battle wits
    but the truth is Ill abuse you.

    Ur poetry is exceptional
    and Ive enjoyed ur every rhyme
    but to outshine my lines
    is outta body, outta ur mind!

    So keep chasing the dream
    of putting me in my place.
    Better yet, keep my bed warm
    and hop up outta my face!
     
  16. U doubt a diamond outshines zirconia?
    Here is a lil reality check.
    Each one of my lines is pure plutonium.
    To start a reaction all I need is one speck.

    To blow mind, to break a heart,
    To crumble ur body, to get in ur blood.

    So try to stop my creation
    Of an atomic reaction.

    I AM destruction. U are my toy.
    As for the bed... keep dreaming, boy...
     
  17. a diamond? girl, ur really just plastic
    plastered onto the side of a casket!
    Ur inkling is sinking, quite drastic...
    in other words, the opposite of Statics!

    I was also kiddin with the innuendos
    cuz no way Im sneakin in a kids window!
    Thats bananas, I suspend you in limbo
    and reanimate ur ass like Nintendo.

    I would ask you if you get it
    but you probably wouldn't get it
    you'd just say you got it...
    and by then, I'd say "forget it"

    Bananas, its Kong, its monkey business
    Its a donkey, ur an ass, so dont risk it!
    And ur ass looks chunky in them fishnets
    Lookin like half fish, half biscuit.
     
  18. Most of these make me cringe.