Congrats static on surpassing my thread in quality, you are now my equal, lol jkjk I've always considered you equal since bat tiling you is actually fun, I'm like the joker to your batman, in other words you need me
Yoloking I'll serve you're ass like a waiter boy, You're hard on the outside soft on the in like an almond joy. and you know I keep the strap on with me like a lesbian. My crew includes my buddies Franklin and Benjamin. You only live once so don't let me kill you with these bars, you're the yolo King but I'm the only king so far
Yolo, you're more like... idunno, CrazyQuilt or something. Maybe the condiment king. Whereas I'm the Arkham Knight. You guys all know who he wound up being right? New Character my ass.
WillFerrell here But you can call me Mayo They call me the Magic man cuz Gators tricks always be rocking jimmies Tea baggin your drumset just to make tree fitty Wait no el Diablo some sort of crazy chicken What's that a crepe no you smell like We're going streaking by the quads doopity dap dap.
Yo Areek the first 2 lines were aight..but the rest needs a lil elevation imo.. so here let me levitate you..haha kiddie rhymes , your a silly guy../ sun you know you dont really shine/ and every future attempt will be a sh!tty try/ just give it up chump you aint got no witty lines/ keep coming back and I'll beat you 150 times/ just like ya girl, and no I don't need to make an effort to wreck her// this virgins screamin got her bleedin from the moment i entered/ i'm breakin this b!tches heart with my punch til ya chest hurts/ and this dude keeps suckin Kiwi trying to get to the nectar/
Yeah. Which, don't get me wrong, Jason is awesome and I called it from the start, but it was supposed to be a new character, and it would have been a far better reveal if Jason wasn't mentioned in just Arkham Knight. The moment the scenes with him came, I knew for sure it was him. Maybe if they talked about him in Arkham City or something, the reveal would have been better.
Hmm yolo, you're soft man, I'm finna call you pillow , you say you can rap but can you wrap cigarillos? Put a question mark on your shirt cause everything you do is confusing. My raps, amusing. Your efforts, are losing. I might hit the dougie, or I might hit the yeet, only thing for certain is I f*ck a new girl every week. Your girl just hit me up saying" hey what days good for you bae". I hit her with the "anytime" because every day's a sex day, and I don't every know her name. All I shoots an ak , all I smoke is grade a, I'm raping on a Monday , oh wait it's a Tuesday, aka King will lose day. Calling you a bicycle cause all you do's third wheel, I keep more guns on me than an army navy seal. When my money rains, you know my money pours. Better call flood control because my money's rising from the floor.
So you wanna kick it up a notch Areek? okay I'm popa doc and your a wannabe B rabbit, now listen............. dagnabit..you call that a challenge/ I aint elmer Fudd but i just killed the wabbit/ my rhymes are lavish..im gettin chased by rabbits/ because I spit them gold bars.. 14 carrots/ im savage with the damage I bring to this Fag, massive/ cuz ya only on ya green when ya tossin dudes salads/ ya talk tough , scruff, but you aint ruff as mcgruff/ knuckle up and let ya 'neighborhood watch' you get f@cked up/ this punk's got his nuts tucked,hidin like camo/ so if this dike gets on the mic he's singin Soprano// lets say his shows cancelled//you want me to blast ya?a$$hole?// Id kick ya butt,its like shoving my foot in a manhole/ You just a wannabe rapper thinking dis a talent show, damn Hoe!! the Kaw freestyle king demands respect// watch me Eject this pink necked 8 mile reject/
My flow is something sick, my flow is something new, I sit in a kings chair while you sittin praying in a church pew. All I wear is rolleys, all you wear are follex, your girl just asked me i want that good s*x. She ask me do I love her, I say I love the money , she callin me sugar but ain't sh*t sweet like honey. So I see ya got some bars , they actually arnt goofy, I wish I was as good as you as stealing from a movie. And all I wear are kobe's, all ya hoes know me, I've been ballon in the game longer than ganobli. Your callin me a rabbit , I guess your callin me a bunny, racks in both hands gigglin you'd think the money funny. Had a field trip at the f*ckin bank, then I dipped off in that muthaf*ckn tank. My car look like a transformer , my car cost your mortgage bro. You want act like a fool ? Then go and shoot a video
Areek whats that u mumble u want to rumble in this jungle coz i thought i heard u grumble ur bars are coreded(they crumble) and makes u start to stumble u got hit and took a tumble ur bars could use a jumble mine are just more humble and better b!tch mine as clear as a letter ur a little go getter u little slow fretter ur bars couldnt flow better u should have known better to try and fight me trying to spite me well i burn brightly so go on ignite me u might as well knight me coz i find u un-sightly my shoes fit tightly im leting u of lightly coz u tryed to re-write me but my bars r permanent and still brilliant im not a figment of ur imagination i just give u frustration while ur locked in my base-ment ill rub u out u illistration before u need propergation this is a demonstration of who u r facing soon ull be racing but i wont be chasing ill be in the lead ull be consumed by greed its true in-deed im using u to read watching u use a spoon to feed uve got the munchies from doing weed its true u see u cant escape even if you have speed
Im peakin when I speak and creepin on these streets while reachin for my heat if Areek just want the beef! Im not the type to push while on the white & kush you think you fightin good til u fly up and strike the hood! yea you got ran over guess you thought u was a soldier theres no luck inside ur clover when I crushed you with the motor! U wasnt bout that life... every time Id doubt those lines, wondering bout ur clout and shine every time you clapped those 9s You say you ballin like a stunna, disconnected when I called ya numba! buying sweaters out the mall in Summa with 6 kids, ya pops, but not a woman! but you big ballin p1mpin But not ur sack & not ur women and not the Maybach that u rented and not that caddyshack thats tinted! And Yolo, dont even get me started Ill twist you like them fries at Arbys! You couldn't roast or serve Static if yall were cashier and cook at Hardees! dont quit yalls gayjob :lol:
I get static from eating your moms carpet Your moms face rubbing carpet like oxiclean We "get hard"-call me Mayo not mayonnaise but your moms acting like billy mays Eating the carpet for days My face looking like I took poisin ivy and rubbed it on face Put your mom in her place Now I'm your pops so listen and have respect Your moms got so much Carpet lookin like chewbacca from Star Trek. My jaw still lookin raw like I got smacked twice by Ray rice. lol