Kaw Freestyle Cypher 2015

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Jan 23, 2015.

  1. Ill eat a rapper at random
    singular, a trio, or tandem
    its nothing to backhand em
    Hes the king?
    then I kidnapped him for ransom!

    Im in a room full of uglies
    and my rap stay handsome!
    understand Im the man, son!
    I Burned Zeth in a Blizzard of Phantoms!
    yes Im the wizard with planned puns.

    as a matter of fact...

    Im better than dirty cops that plant guns
    or plant drugs. At rap, im a corporate thug
    its bullet barrages at raps when they stand up
    out of garages, makin you dance if you man up!
    its all a part of the plan, bruh
    I got verses and hooks
    that punch lines at crunch time
    that'll hurt ya & leave ya man shook!

    I should quit at the top of my game
    cuz anybody stoppin my brain!
    My flow leave ya mouth open...
    like a price when u shoppin for chains!

    yea im just shockin for days
    rearranging shocks on my page
    so much static in yalls mics...
    u might drop it and hop off stage!

    Get it? Static shock!
    no I bet you didnt get it
    you only pay attention
    when that Glock start spittin.
     
  2. I think I should feel insulted, but I'm not sure why.
    Those lame ass burns couldn't make a baby cry.
    And with those crappy puns, you think you're really sly?
    Well cover your butt, cause otherwise you'll get fried.

    I won't deny, I ain't the best the rap game has ever seen, but I surely am better, than you sucker M.C.'s.
    You want a rap tip fellers? Well, no handouts from me. I'm gonna crush your souls, make you wanna beg and plead.
    But we need to first establish the fact that I will strike. I enter another realm when I step up to the mic.
    And I'm really sick and tired of battling you little tykes. My opponents well done, cooked the way I like.

    Now let's stop for a minute, Imagine if you will, a world without posers, left only those with skill.
    Not saying you won't be there static, but even so still, I'd like to think that only those are there that get the raw thrill.
    From the game. From the pain, from the tears and the rain. From the blood and the sweat, the fight to know your name.
    Not every rap is the same, not every venture has gain, and there's just one place for you to lay the blame.

    Now Yolo, I know, that you think you're the best. You think you won one battle, so you swell up your chest.
    But uh oh, on no, how can I express, the words I want to say, without giving the censor a test?
    You've got your head in the clouds, but you won't come down. You've got the talent and the skill, but you're just screwing around.
    Without work, you're hellbound, you've got to learn a new sound, every rap of yours sounds the same, it's like a rebound.

    I rack a shell, ready to pop your ass. You're old news Yolo. Just a blast from the past.
     
  3. I got raps stowed away
    so I doubt Ill ever go away
    I couldnt even be beaten...
    If I was a victim in roleplay!

    hey, here's something to remember
    Im tasting puns in my dental
    & no mistakes with my pencil
    perfectly basic fundamentals!

    Im the c.e.o of this matrix
    Im the Neo to you agents
    Im out collecting c-notes
    while collectors making payments!

    Not tryin to be a narcissist
    but rap is where my heart still is
    And bars supply so ardently
    the existence of this artistry!

    isolated bars, so compartmented
    I can rip you apart with it.
    show your heart and get targeted
    or sow your seed & get harvested!

    This is merely just a sample
    an example of a landlord.
    I cant do it without tenants...
    ample thanks for what you stand for!

    Real talk. Yall the real mvps in my book.
     
  4. Tables turning
    Heads spinning
    Look before your eyes
    The best is unseen
    Get off that lean and you might of seen
    Hiding in the shadows
    Waiting to steal the spotlight
    My time to shine
    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
    The fictional word y'all live in is irrelevant
    I'm so relevant, just look at what I'm spitting
    Aren't you listening
    Like a game of tic tac toe
    Only one can win
    And the other has to go
    Be the person you want to be
    No one is going to live your life for you
    As I rise above the rest to glory
    Left y'all in the dust to rust
    Yes I am the best
    There is no question
    If you think I ain't
    You second guessing
    Counting on your only blessing
    That I'll fall
    But neva that I stand tall
    This is what I yearn for
     
  5. new challenger! :)
     
  6. *bows*
     
  7. I wonder if what's others next move?
    Gotta wait for this :D
     
  8. Guess we'll find out soon enough
     
  9. This dude Zeth said I was old news, that brain of yours had obviously been on snooze, wat type of ish you been on guess imma have to go old school on dis expired tree, chop em down wit a axe, now I'm bout to go full ham, I'm other words imma give em stack....................................
    Wicked **** complete anthrax,
    Leavin this dude week, strong tissue like tampax
    Wanna stop the bleedin quit huntin its never gonn be rabbit season
    tlkin coke when im on crank,
    Comin in ya dreams t kill ya before you wake, leave ya lines blank have ya mind see a real killah
    To thank

    Rip out ya spine with cynical rhymes,
    Only left shinin im these killin times
    As the fans would if new york had no sports,
    Im causin a riot outta violent silence,
    Leavin ya defenses diminish
    relenlessly like ima tyrant enflictin the finish
     
  10. Fis yo gramma. N den mebbe I crush u agin.
     
  11. Sorry, mate. Gotta say, you only lose tic tac toe if you make a mistake. If both parties know what they are doing, it will end in a draw, everytime, without fail.

    Nice rhymes tho, dun get me wrong,. I'm jus sayin....
     
  12. I feel an urge to kill
    Whenever I see my electric bill
    I'm going off my pills
    And I will feel a thrill!

    Blood is tasty but so is flesh
    I'll eat everything but the bones, no less
    Wrong place, wrong time, you die
    Silly you, saying hi

    Money is my obsession
    But I'll **** corpses all day every day
    My friends know to never be messin'
    And I've never heard them say hey
    (Duct tape does solve a lot of problems)

    It isn't **** if they don't say no
    So dead bodies are a lot of fun
    And the police don't even know
    Because corpses rot in the sun


    Hope you guys enjoyed... well, people who also enjoy bands like Cannibal Corpse & Mayhem
     
  13. Man, what are you on? Lay of the LSD.
    With so much psycho in your brain, it amazing you can think.
    I know you think you're a badass, but before you blink,
    I'll rip new one for you real fast, and you can hurt while you're peeing.

    Let's just take a minute to examine your rhyme. Between the red and the lyrics, I can't comprehend why.
    So don't be shy, explain this crap to me. Why must you sound like you're tough, while you still sleep with mommy?
    But I suppose right now, I should just leave you alone. I think to post that, you had to be stoned.
    So try again when you're sober, and I'll throw you a bone.
    But until that time, just leave me alone.
     
  14. You ain't worth the time
    Go back to making that messily dime you get collecting trash on the freeway 
     
  15. O snap, I was just tryin ta help!
    you calling me out? Ima make ya yelp!
    Hold the phone, hold the fort,
    keep bitchin in ya britches, while I compose a retort!
     
  16. Lolz. That may be all I got
     
  17. White kid don't know about slang
     
  18. Who is this huntermellor critiquing like he some type of judge, of heard your ryhmes before and you still a scrub