Kaw Freestyle Cypher 2015

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Jan 23, 2015.

  1. Yo phantom
    I'm gonna teach you a little
    Bit of this rap jargon
    Yo mommas so stupid
    She found you in a bin
    Bargain
    Took you home and fed you
    Let you grow up to be half crazy
    The other half of you's trying
    To figure out just how to unraise me
    I'm on up on this pedestal dog
    You're too short quit trying
    Them Lil t-rex arms can't reach
    So quit frontin dog stop lying
    You ain't drinking tea
    You about as British as Jackie Chan
    I'm about to Bruce Lee this joint
    Like hold up, you think I give a damn
    I'm just playing homes
    Do not worry
    You don't bother me
    I don't concern myself
    With self righteous
    Mediocrity
    You wanna talk about skills
    Just wait til you have some
    Parade that mess around now
    And I'm liable to stab some
    One of these days I'll teach ya
    But I wouldn't rely on it
    Piece of advice for this thread homie?
    Better not hit reply on it
     
  2. Hahaha good stuff. Im having fun now! Prob dont wanna call out Burns though cuz hes relentless. Ijs.
     
  3. This guy aint right
    bet he fights with 2 left fists
    hes calling out the best
    like his ass got a zeth wish :lol:

    just wanted to say that. Got me drivin and freestylin to Taz Taylor beats.
     
  4. Let's all try and make a group effort, to lengthen our bars, and better our inferiors.
    I got more style and more class, when step up, i bring the fear here.
    Better step back, and regroup, before I kick your sorry rear, dear.
    You pop your head up, and I squish you down. Playing wack-a-faker, while the crowds cheer, you hear?

    Phantom.
    You better watch your step, before I get physical, you know that if I do, you will surely need a miracle.
    Your name fits you well, you're all smoke and mirrors bro. You're a shadow of a man, your appearance is periodical.
    Nevermind the fact that you pulled those rhymes from your ass. Oh looky here, another noob learned how to act like he's got class.
    I've got you hooked like a bass, but I'm pumping the bass. I took your mother up the back, got your girl to third base.

    And while we're at it, you need to make your bars real thick. Yours are so damn stubby, they're looking like your...
    Enrich your structure, And try not to puncture, a lung when you try to speak out loud another lecture.

    Burns, more like urns, cuz I'll burn you out. I'm the master of disaster, beyond a shadow of a doubt.
    But please don't pout, my rhymes are not a rout. Going along with my dynasty is the only real route.
    I've got a fetish for relishing the independence of my flow, you've got a tube of lube, and a body pillow.
    I didn't bother to read all of your rap cuz in the end, you all speak the same words, over and over again.
    And that's a sin against humanity. My raps are like philanthropy. You cannot stop me, so keep on firing blanks at me.
    I'm done for the moment but there isn't a doubt. You all better step back before i let the rap Monster out.
     
  5. Rap monster?
    You just quoted Adam Levine
    Maroon five stolen lyrics
    And this zeth thinks he is the queen?
    I think not therefore you aren't
    My rap just got freaking spiritual
    Wanna know what I meant?
    Maybe next time you hear it you'll
    Get it without rereading
    Or having to use bing
    The rest of us using Google
    But this fools on the next thing
    The problem is next ain't better
    It just showed up later
    Like the fact that I got reservations
    And your ass was my waitor
    Except you didn't do your job
    Not that I had observed
    Cuz as my damn waitor
    I was supposed to get served
     
  6. that whole ending tho..
     
  7. Zeth is funny lookin, should call him the jester
    he knows how to suck cuz his ass a beta tester
    He gets me bored like a Tony Hawk lecture
    wait I mean board cuz of course im Ryan Shekler

    Im fresh to zeth and Burns just demolished it
    I pull out my bars and watched Zeth polish it
    his sins: absolvin it
    he hates that Im the boss of it!
    his losses, hes the cause of it
    Ill dissolve his ass in some solvent mix!

    Is he really rappin and callin out names?
    I heard he takes balls to the face...
    ...like opponents of LeBron James!

    Hes a con man and cant handle the Heat
    Im single handedly dismantlin beats
    Broke his girl down like a challengin feat
    legs weak, now she cant stand on her feet!

    *exposion sounds here*
     
  8. I meant to do the Maroon Five thing. I do nods like that alot.

    But yeah. Ouch.
     
  9. I don't run the show, I'm just down for the ride. You people singlehandedly just razed my hide.
    But if you think you're bad, then have a go at me. I've got first hand knowledge of rap anatomy.

    You guys cannot get ahead, you realize that you're dead, when you hear my bars annihilate you understand what you've read.
    You've come to dread the part where I rip your ass up. It don't take a lot of letters to prove you aint as tough.
    As you think, and you dream, you could write bars like me. You'd need a magic wand, and a crap ton of speed.
    I can't be stopped, and I can't think. All that I can do is spit like a freak. It has been said that the earth goes to the meek, well my ego is oversized so i guess you can count out me.

    My ass is the waiter, as well as the cook, serving up the punchline, and announcing your death. Why don't you take a moment to kiss the chef? ;)
    I love the way you lie through your teeth like a ****, I've been dying to bust a cap in you all day, trigger itch. Click.
     
  10. Aaaand that one sucked donkey balls.
     
  11. We all have those days
     
  12. I wouldn't insert such songs in the middle of rap battles 

    Did I even make one?
     
  13. bust a cap in me? whatever did one do?
    Ohhh u said cap.. cap guns cannot shoot!
    but macs do! go on ahead and blast one!
    Shoot 2 cuz them will be ur last ones!!
    and I hoping you wear a mask, bruh
    cuz if I catch you, Ima rip that ass up!
    cat got your tongue or you tongue tied?
    killing me? look how many rappers done tried!
    hope you dont freeze when its crunch time
    no punch line bro, I will pump nine
    slugs into you, dislocated your spine!
    You really shoulda allocated more time

    On lines, instead of aggravating my rhymes!

    Zeth aint too bright
    hes really not a Dayglo guy
    If I want his guns, I'll take his guns

    like that trick on Halo 5!

    Hit that dude with that BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
    and snatch his automatic
    then BOOM BOOM BOOM
    just brilliant flashes of static :lol:
     
  14. ^ that's what do you call a "Go-Crazy rap" :lol:
    No rhymes, just go crazy :lol:
     
  15. cant be me cuz I killed it lol
     
  16. words fail me lol
     
  17. Better put you back to a strait jacket :lol:
    Edit:You need to recharge your rhymes :lol:
     
  18. ur crazy... u didnt read it right then. lol. Zeth saw the supercharged lyrics.