Yo phantom I'm gonna teach you a little Bit of this rap jargon Yo mommas so stupid She found you in a bin Bargain Took you home and fed you Let you grow up to be half crazy The other half of you's trying To figure out just how to unraise me I'm on up on this pedestal dog You're too short quit trying Them Lil t-rex arms can't reach So quit frontin dog stop lying You ain't drinking tea You about as British as Jackie Chan I'm about to Bruce Lee this joint Like hold up, you think I give a damn I'm just playing homes Do not worry You don't bother me I don't concern myself With self righteous Mediocrity You wanna talk about skills Just wait til you have some Parade that mess around now And I'm liable to stab some One of these days I'll teach ya But I wouldn't rely on it Piece of advice for this thread homie? Better not hit reply on it
This guy aint right bet he fights with 2 left fists hes calling out the best like his ass got a zeth wish :lol: just wanted to say that. Got me drivin and freestylin to Taz Taylor beats.
Let's all try and make a group effort, to lengthen our bars, and better our inferiors. I got more style and more class, when step up, i bring the fear here. Better step back, and regroup, before I kick your sorry rear, dear. You pop your head up, and I squish you down. Playing wack-a-faker, while the crowds cheer, you hear? Phantom. You better watch your step, before I get physical, you know that if I do, you will surely need a miracle. Your name fits you well, you're all smoke and mirrors bro. You're a shadow of a man, your appearance is periodical. Nevermind the fact that you pulled those rhymes from your ass. Oh looky here, another noob learned how to act like he's got class. I've got you hooked like a bass, but I'm pumping the bass. I took your mother up the back, got your girl to third base. And while we're at it, you need to make your bars real thick. Yours are so damn stubby, they're looking like your... Enrich your structure, And try not to puncture, a lung when you try to speak out loud another lecture. Burns, more like urns, cuz I'll burn you out. I'm the master of disaster, beyond a shadow of a doubt. But please don't pout, my rhymes are not a rout. Going along with my dynasty is the only real route. I've got a fetish for relishing the independence of my flow, you've got a tube of lube, and a body pillow. I didn't bother to read all of your rap cuz in the end, you all speak the same words, over and over again. And that's a sin against humanity. My raps are like philanthropy. You cannot stop me, so keep on firing blanks at me. I'm done for the moment but there isn't a doubt. You all better step back before i let the rap Monster out.
Rap monster? You just quoted Adam Levine Maroon five stolen lyrics And this zeth thinks he is the queen? I think not therefore you aren't My rap just got freaking spiritual Wanna know what I meant? Maybe next time you hear it you'll Get it without rereading Or having to use bing The rest of us using Google But this fools on the next thing The problem is next ain't better It just showed up later Like the fact that I got reservations And your ass was my waitor Except you didn't do your job Not that I had observed Cuz as my damn waitor I was supposed to get served
Zeth is funny lookin, should call him the jester he knows how to suck cuz his ass a beta tester He gets me bored like a Tony Hawk lecture wait I mean board cuz of course im Ryan Shekler Im fresh to zeth and Burns just demolished it I pull out my bars and watched Zeth polish it his sins: absolvin it he hates that Im the boss of it! his losses, hes the cause of it Ill dissolve his ass in some solvent mix! Is he really rappin and callin out names? I heard he takes balls to the face... ...like opponents of LeBron James! Hes a con man and cant handle the Heat Im single handedly dismantlin beats Broke his girl down like a challengin feat legs weak, now she cant stand on her feet! *exposion sounds here*
I don't run the show, I'm just down for the ride. You people singlehandedly just razed my hide. But if you think you're bad, then have a go at me. I've got first hand knowledge of rap anatomy. You guys cannot get ahead, you realize that you're dead, when you hear my bars annihilate you understand what you've read. You've come to dread the part where I rip your ass up. It don't take a lot of letters to prove you aint as tough. As you think, and you dream, you could write bars like me. You'd need a magic wand, and a crap ton of speed. I can't be stopped, and I can't think. All that I can do is spit like a freak. It has been said that the earth goes to the meek, well my ego is oversized so i guess you can count out me. My ass is the waiter, as well as the cook, serving up the punchline, and announcing your death. Why don't you take a moment to kiss the chef? I love the way you lie through your teeth like a ****, I've been dying to bust a cap in you all day, trigger itch. Click.
bust a cap in me? whatever did one do? Ohhh u said cap.. cap guns cannot shoot! but macs do! go on ahead and blast one! Shoot 2 cuz them will be ur last ones!! and I hoping you wear a mask, bruh cuz if I catch you, Ima rip that ass up! cat got your tongue or you tongue tied? killing me? look how many rappers done tried! hope you dont freeze when its crunch time no punch line bro, I will pump nine slugs into you, dislocated your spine! You really shoulda allocated more time On lines, instead of aggravating my rhymes! Zeth aint too bright hes really not a Dayglo guy If I want his guns, I'll take his guns like that trick on Halo 5! Hit that dude with that BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! and snatch his automatic then BOOM BOOM BOOM just brilliant flashes of static :lol: