Kaw Freestyle Cypher 2015

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Jan 23, 2015.

  1. Was it like beating a music?
    Bapping in your pick?
    Or am I wrong?
    Cause' my head's like a ping pong
    Raging with anger
    Later I remember
    Doing bad is bad
    Like an evil lad
    I don't understand myself
    I don't know if how can I help
    Despite of this words
    Kings would think I'm a nerd
    Only rhymes when it ends
    Sometimes it bends
    Like a twisted rolller coaster
    I don't feel any longer
    All those dizziness that I felt
    Had just been melt.
     
  2. Oi, come on guys,
    I asked for a challenge, for one of you to rise.
    To give me a surprise
    I'm still waiting for some replies.

    All you hiding in the shadows,
    Rap against the pros,
    Or will you pick against the lows?
    Make sure it is the right decision you chose.

    I'll be full of laughter
    As you walk like lambs to the slaughter
    Is that what you'd rather?
    If you are lucky you might become a martyr.

    Hurry up, I won't wait forever
    Come up with something clever
    Better late than never
    Whoever
    Can say whatever
    Whenever
    It'll be a worthwhile endeavour.
     
  3. All you noobs are looking pitiful
    Quite disgusting; despicable
    I've got the rhymes but I just got no reason
    to be playing in the kiddy pool in the summer season
    You all can play in the dirt,
    I'll be flying through the sky
    Oh I'm sorry, does being burned hurt?

    Coz nothing can stop me,
    I'm rising to the top
    Your rhymes just peter out
    Mine are solid as a rock.

    Lemme go get my tractor
    Farming is a big factor
    I'll make you cry,
    Make Your kingdoms die,
    Your gold will switch hands
    You'll be broker than a boy band
    I'll be sitting rich,
    Here, take a dime.

    My time has almost come,
    My fingers are quite sore.
    So I'll leave you with this:
    ALL YOUR RHYMES ARE A BORE!
     
  4. the battle is starting...
     
  5. Fritzmann your time hasn't come yet
    And you can bet
    Against a rap battle vet
    I'll put you down quick because you aren't much of a threat.

    You speak of rising to the top,
    I'll hit you so hard that you drop,
    You say you are a farmer get back to your crops.

    Leave rapping to those that can,
    Or actually come with a battle plan,
    You could always ask the pros for some advice young Padawan.
    Because no matter how hard you try I've already won.

    Back down,
    I'll beat you to the ground,
    I still got the crown,
    I'll look down upon you with a frown,
    As you blather like a terrible clown.
     
  6. You think you're so cool, eh?
    While reading your rhymes my brain just goes 'bleah!'
    The victory you speak of is far out of your reach
    You're like a whale flopping around on the beach
    I got you hooked on my beat
    Knocking you off of your feet
    Your words are a hyperbole
    For an utter defeat

    You can't do a thing, can't even think
    All I got to do is rap and wink
    You think you can drag me down?
    Think you can make me drown?
    I think not you foolish foul fiend
    I'm a rapping machine, lean and mean
    I'm a comedian, you're always the punchline
    When I read your 'rap' all I hear is a whine
    You're nothing, you can't hit a beat
    You can't even insult my wheat
    My fields are amazing, watered with noob tears
    The river you've cried will feed them for years.

    Now lets see what you got Mr. Phantom:
    You big old beer bum
    I rest my case,
    'Cause I know I've won.
     
  7. Okay I see now you think you're going to ruin me,
    Best saddle up and ride hard boss better work gruelingly,
    You all claim to be in the skies,
    But I shot you down abusively,
    And some may say shots were fired but I'm still sitting here contusion free,
    This is what it is a game to be obliterated,
    If good bars were air you may just be suffocated,
    Cut you to the quick I stay high elevated,
    You can try but **** don't fly because I keep my game escalated,
    Have you looking like some old jeans dusty and faded,
    I'm sitting in 2015 with you in the rearview,
    You chillin in1980's but me I'm just brand new,
    Don't tempt me I will empty this whole clip into you,
    These chopper gunner rounds just spit fire too true,
    Things may have been different if you weren't on that fu-fu,
    So stick to hitting ebs but for you there is no epic battle sport,
    These words flow like niagra but from you there is no retort
    This is like Lexington only I'm still waiting for report,
    For you this is M.I.6 you scared so you hit abort,
    Me I'm hitting home runs while you batting way too short,
    Step up to the plate but you know you getting burned up
    Flying on some wings of wax while I turned the heat up,
    Go ahead and digest while I prop my feet up,
    C'mon whoever try again another spots been freed up,
    I'll just wait patiently while I re-up.
     
  8. Fritzmann I'll admit your raps are good,
    But that won't mean crap as I look out from under my hood.
    My being will make you piss yourself like any other noob would,
    An attack from me would leave you floating down the river of death like driftwood.
    You don't stand a chance, you never could.

    I am the embodiment of sin and hate,
    I'll look at you with a deathly grin and watch your chest deflate.
    Your eyes will dilate,
    Realising your imminent fate
    Only moments too late,
    That your death will just add to the graph of rappers mortality rate.

    Your raps are an absurdity
    Full of deformity
    Reportedly,
    You formed them with uncertainty.
    But you determinedly
    Wrote your raps carelessly.
    Remember your words mean nothing to me.
    I'm a phantom, they go straight through me.
    You can't can't win, in what dreamland would that be?
    When I win I'll take your soul, it will never be free,
    And your wonderful crops will turn to weeds,
    These are some words you should heed:
    Keep rapping against me and quickly despair will descend upon thee.

    (I'm sorry for not replying sooner, halfway through writing the original rap my phone died in a long ass car journey. So yeah, sorry for keeping you waiting )
     
  9. And the massive gap meant pee. But KaW blocks it for some reason
     
  10. Hey jay why don't ya get outta here
    Your rhymes ain't nothing, you're the chaff of the wheat
    You've got no skill, no nothing, no beat
    So take my advice and step off the stage
    Before I get going and make you rage
    I'm done wasting my words on you
    Cause your a big buffoon that belongs in a zoo
     
  11. The king is back
     
  12. Tell me as soon as he posts on this forum, cuz I see no sign of him
     
  13. Yoloking, is missing like Waldo.
    If I wasn't silenced,
    Id give em a wall Yo
    I like this cypher thread
    As I read in the dark bro,
    Im a write another rhyme.
    First,
    gotta take this call tho.
     
  14. Rapping isn't just showing off
    It's words are kinda rough
    It's talking with style and coolness
    Like your words are endless
    Rhymes aren't noticed
    As long as no words are missed
    Cause' rhyming is like talking
    Saying every word involuntarily
    As long as your words fit your tongue
    As long as your words act like fangs
    You'll be looked as the king
    Even though you are just walking
    Yes I can't rap
    But as long as my words wouldn't drop
    It's fine to rhyme
    While avoiding such crime
    Think of the music's beat
    And let your words hit
    And then try to rhyme
    Without thinking of the right time
    Enjoy every word
    Like it's a rainbow's herd
    And then you'll do better
    Even with a high fever
     
  15. Kicking up a mountain from dusty ashes
    Why do I gotta plague myself with clumsy flashes
    That light up in the pan and try to lunge right at ya'
    Yolo, I'm sorry, but it's time to run this backwards

    Conductor's spinning up this record straight up from the start
    I can't sit idly by, you're not the greatest of this art
    Rapping takes more than baseless claims, it comes mainly from the heart
    But enough of this sappy laxative bit, I'm gonna shart

    Ooh, your face is covered in it now, you want to wipe it off?
    Too bad, your mic, I turned it off
    I think I've left your skills to rot

    It's time we finished this one off, my vocabulary skills shall enter
    Shut up and witness splendor
    I execute pretenders

    Yammering and rattling, Yolo isn't worth battling
    Originally babbling, his prattle's handle's baffling
    Locally he seems shattering, but here he starts dismantling
    Own rhyming scheme is crackling, too much nagging and wrangling

    Rhetorical devices, he owns such a plethora
    But with no organization, he's crumbling like the Lord of
    The Rings after a remake
    To the world he owes a rebate
    His cacophonies replayed
    Who won? There is no debate!
     
  16. Damn static I can't have this man
    This week has been crazy as crap
    I can't have another of my friends
    Go off in front of me into the black

    I remember the look on his wife's face
    As we sat her down to give her the news
    I remember the awful silence that fell
    And the panic that quickly ensued
    I can't do this again
    I ain't ready, it's too soon
    I can't handle this darkness
    When it rains man it monsoons
    Pick yourself up man I'm too tired
    My arms are already full
    I'm carrying the weight
    Of my own damn problems
    I hope that you get out of yours too
    Mentally behind bars
    Writing these lines hard
    Scratching with nails bloody
    On walls that are so scarred
    The times they are not easy
    This road can be so rough
    Sometimes its just one reason
    We cling to so we stand up
    And fight for what matters
    No matter what, don't give up
    I know that you got this homie
    In lyrical corners we stand tough
    Toe to the toe, like giants
    We at this game so rough
    You know we've got one more round
    And the bell aint even rung
    You ain't down for the count
    You ain't outta this fight
    Put gloves up and let's go
    Its time to give these people
    One last mother ******* show

    I remember the look on his face
    And his eyes rolling no more strife
    I will not do this again quickly
    So stand up, and grab this life
     
  17. Damn, my friend, that was an emotional masterpiece! Not many could tell a story like that while keeping it 100.
     
  18. BURNS! *applause*

    Wow man, that was spectacular. Props.
     
  19. If I tear you open wide, take a look inside
    Are you pretty?
    Can I get inside your mind, see what I can find?
    Are you pretty?
    So just take off that disguise, everyone knows that you're only
    Pretty on the outside
    - A little poem from a friend
     
  20. 