Kaw Freestyle Cypher 2015

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Jan 23, 2015.

  1. Well, how 'bout a short one to keep all of you rap fiends strapped
    I've got all your formulaic flows writ, charted, and mapped
    I don't have a problem with all of the verbal crap
    That's been spat
    On this tensing thread, just know all of it's wack

    Have a taste of my innumerous linguistic 'complishments
    Calling out a wild Balto on his tween-seeming abominance
    Turning a feline poem 'to illuminatic confidence
    No one can ever stop this malevolistic providence

    Hope you consider Old English part of your limited lexicon
    Or some of these words would make you Grammar Nazis relent with bombs
    There might've been some fabricated words hidden there too
    But I don't seem to have a problem with it, do you?
     
  2. He just bypassed 
     
  3. Shhhhhhhhh 
    Don't let the mods take me 

    Not trying to derail this thread; I will respond to any rap below this one. Keep them coming!
     
  4. Zeth you pussier than tampax
    I'm killing you with my lyrical anthrax
    no cure and no hope
    you a fckin ***** and that is no joke, you ****** this thread up and now I gotta set the pace
    I'm ahead in this race, your being a slow poke
    ima fck you up a-sap
    no need to spray gats
    just being strait up saying you write lame raps
    so stop pulling fake acts
    And brobot is the biggest fgt on this site
    him and zeth think they havin battles but really its a b!tch fight
    .....lit up a blunt and it lit nice lol
     
  5. Lol I hate this whole censorship thing
     
  6. I will kindly ask everyone NOT to bypass on this thread. A lot of work and effort has gone into this and we do not want it shut down by the mods because of some foolish language choices. Please and thank you.
     
  7. Looking upon this thread was well worth my time
    I found many an MC, spitting various lines
    Nothing too spectacular, really nothing too fine
    But on the 2nd page, I found something very sublime

    A certain freestyle had surely picked up my interest
    The beginning bars had already shown major irreverence
    The entirety was beautiful, it clearly made a malice sense
    A vicious, tense
    Rhyme constructed by a "genius" malcontent

    Never would I've guessed that this intelligence was Yoloking's
    I thought his words were steaming good, what was I supposed to think
    For later, I had found the twisted truth behind this sick succinct
    Sweet MC
    that he failed showing habitual consistency

    Freestyle after freestyle the rap's quality depreciated
    Went from under 'ppreciated to a servant species, ain't it
    His words, grammar, and spelling were no longer human, feigning
    Intelligence in his flows, we can see this "king" ain't reigning

    Well, he's reigning in a different sense - on a parade
    What kind of messed-up person cusses on a 9-plus game
    Listen to Milky, man, you need stop that bypassing
    Before the mods throw you in jail for shootin' lines at them

    But honestly, is it possible to misspell the word "straight"
    You'd think after "karama" he'd switch his writing game
    But instead fixing spelling, he went and messed-up paragraphs
    What kind of "hip-hop equivalent" can't even..., damn screw that

    My point's that it's illegible, every verse that you write
    You went from being fairly decent to making grammar crimes
    G. Nazis like me wouldn't even spare you five
    It's time for execution but instead on your mind

    So go back Yolo, to the grade school you came from
    I didn't expect your breed to devolve into a Stone Age cave-dumb
    So bum-bum this rap and gum-gum those facts
    Perhaps this vocab is what you'll need to understand
    That you ain't spitting this, until you find a plan that's grand
    To turn you into the rapper that you were before this, man
     
  8. Yea, I can agree with him. Lets not be stupid!
    bypassing censorship isnt the way to do it.
    Open mind, focus, let thoughts pass through it.
    Then make em rhyme, ina few styles thats fluid.

    Lots of hard work is dedicated to this passion...
    This mashup of fanatics thats rappin without askin
    anything in return! We've learned to just bask in
    few seconds of action, that surge, our words clashin!

    We've been rappin for a long time. That's past tense.
    With these rhymes come a strong mind, and fast wits.
    And through it, I done made 2 of my last friends
    Thats through if this class ends!

    cuz ima lose through my past sins

    but idgaf anymore
    New school is remorse

    And its time to get my ass in.
     
  9. ******* calling me out
    None of y'all ever gave a damn what I'm about yo brobot your not some lyrical genius
    Your best off working at a tai massage parlor cause you love sucking *****
    When you come at me remember this
    I'm vicious like a Mongolian
    My swaggers on par with Napoleon
    Go so far to say that I'm Rollin in simoleon
    Snap at me I'll beat you again
    Hey everybody go on take your shot
    Be like brobot pretend your something that your not
    It could be ghetto a man or even a rapper
    Fact is when I look at your rhymes I refer your face to the crapper
    You so full of **** don't know when to quit ima pop you like a zit so fast you can't even counter it yeah you can count on it
    In the Pitts of your despair look around see who else is there put y'all 6 feet under in a box labeled lost to be never found. Next time don't mention me if you just want to **** around.
    And tell your girl when she takes it to just stop screamin I nicknamed her moby **** cause she swallowed all the sea men.
    *****
     
  10. came up with this in 3 minutes at around 3 a.m. Or something.
     
  11. And I did get somewhere. Under the sheets with your girlfriend.
     
  12. Brobot...

    Excuse my language allow me to make some appropriate rhymes, but you on the other hand never made progress like
    Lebron James Hair Line
    After your Dead Rhymes, I think
    Im goanna leave your body in a
    Pond full of Red Wine

    Your lines cant be Reverse or Rewind
    Judging by performance, you get a 4
    An I get a 9, Knocking over your Fence
    Only reason why you got a 4
    Is because of your Confidence

    I got mad a Respect, all fun
    Think of this as a lyrical Arcade
    Im choppin rappers head off
    With a sword of a length of
    A Helicopter Blade

    Im rarly seen, but enjoyable
    As the color Purple
    Think of this as a track field
    And your the Hurdles
     
  13. Looks like we gotta another smooth2015, Brobot you need to focus on the flow of your rhymes instead of worrying about being so intelligent with it, and you knew anything about writing rhymes you wouldn't be questioning my grammar
     
  14. ooooooh exciting.
     
  15. To be fair I don't understand the rhythm and flow of your piece Yoloking, I can't see the beat.

    Then again, I can't abide rap really. Closest I listen to rap is Hacktivist.
     
  16. The best thing I could tell is read it again
     
  17. Listen you snitches, its stitches time,
    I'm fixin the glitches in your bitchin rhyme
    Its like mystical witches gave me something sublime
    Flicking the switches, watch the pressure climb
    Ive got lyrical riches, you aint even got a dime
    So suck it, mime. Now its time to pay for your crime.
    You're dealing with a master, I'm a rasta of rap, mun
    You're rhymes a disaster, like dry pasta you'll snap, son
    Now thats it, I'm out, stand up and clap, Done!
     
  18. Ooh sorry for the censor, thought that would be alright. I support clean rhymes.
     
  19. someone respond 0.0 I'm bored.