Kaw Freestyle Cypher 2015

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Jan 23, 2015.

  1. Im in newsfeeds, stuck like i.v.
    shouldn't try me if u suck like iG

    my spies be, deep in ya stomachs :shock:
    im still pumpin, tell me how u want it! :lol:

    a fixture in my news? please feed it!
    every 4 minutes, sitting on ur regens.
    ...then every 4 minutes, repeat it.
    Yall defeated. Concede it and beat it.

    Wall warriors. The whole damn clan fake.
    Static the nightmare of iG clan mates!

    Yalls morale, is really all im after.
    Fairies pinning Static? *KaW laughter*

    Spam fails, think I caught ya slippin.
    Stealing yalls swords, come get it?
    pay attention, listen to your critics!
    stay off my wall!
    my newsfeed is open for visits!!!
     
  2. I hope you're training your mind so you can post some more wrath raps
    And not hiding away from this thread, playing with Xanax

    I'm sorry I had to :D
     
  3. Back. Was at Marines training to be exact. Where I learned what it really means to be smacked.
    And your puny little hits, well, force they lack.
    But now I'm here, and you're all ears, this thread is back on track.
     
  4. ~Burned
     
  5. [Zeus]
    How dare you challenge my immortal throne?
    I'm the father of the gods, put your daddy on the phone
    Maybe Odin could beg me for a truce, cause when Zeus lets loose
    I'll put your cross-dressing neck in a noose
    I'm like Medusa, I'll stone a motherfucker if he looks at me wrong
    I'm a bull, getting bitches with my swan schlong
    I'm on point like Poseidon's trident
    Rhymes colder than the frosty balls of your giants

    [Thor]
    Allow Thor to retort, you shape-shifting rapist
    And get a taste of this Scandinavian greatness
    Brought forth by my raging thunderstorm force
    Cause I don't get nice, I get Norse (Noirse!)
    Valhalla-atcha boy and we'll flyte it out
    But keep your Asgard up, I Ragnarök the house
    You tongue kiss your sister, that's grosser than a Gorgon
    I'm the thunder down under, nailing Natalie Portman
    Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is?
    You're ruthless to humans, your crew is like the Clash of the Douches
    Ruling over the Greeks, a people weak and frightened
    I'd spit in your face but you'd probably like it

    [Zeus]
    Only a mindless fool would knock the fathers of philosophy
    My Greeks built the bedrock of democracy
    With astronomy, they charted out the movements of my kin
    All the pimps on Mount Olympus and me the kingpin
    Let this sink in, I'm about to rain on your parade
    Itchy trigger finger quicker with the bolts than Usain
    You're history, I'll be the first to put it in writing
    MC Hammer just got struck twice by greased lightning

    [Thor]
    Rain, old man? This is hardly a drizzle
    You couldn't give the women in my homeland the sniffles
    You can keep your astronomers, I'll sail with the conquerors
    For thousands of kilometers, discovering the continents
    I'm alpha dog dominant, you can't beat me
    I will drop you like Greece's GDP
    Send you deeper underground than the depths of your Hades
    Now make like your daddy, and swallow my babies

    [Zeus]
    You think the underworld scares the ruler of the skies?
    You're joking, Loki must have written your lines
    By the time I've finished whipping you with wits and rhymes
    You'll need a lighter for your ship, cause a viking just died

    [Thor]
    Your glory days are over, The Oracle shoulda told'ya
    I'll kick your wrinkly dick back in your toga like "opa"
    Here, take these drachma for your eyes
    When you get to River Styx, tell your three headed ***** I say hi (woof!)
     
  6. ^Freestyle doesn't equal Epic Rap Battles of History
     
  7. Yea idk why ppl pollute us with garbage like that. Some ppl really just have to be talking or the center of attention.

    Lets collect and kill them.
    (metaphorically speaking lol)
     
  8. Well i dont rap but if you want lets go at it
    I'm the type of noobs all these kids look at
    Searchin round, scouting kingdoms with troops waiting saying '**** it' lemmie burn pots at it

    I'm embarrassed, that i play this lame ass game where people do not clash
    But i cant help but open my wallet and empty it, blow away my hard earned cash

    **** the devs man all they want is your money
    Doing promos like nigga thats the same one as before mane
    I dont give a **** what you do because i aint ******* with you
    But dont implement dumb ass **** that only benefits you


    Yeah my ass kinda burns so lend me some cream for it
    And while you're at it you might as well kiss it.


    PEACE. :lol:
     
  9. Introducing myself again with a second verse,
    My name is brobot9, and I've been given a curse,
    No matter where I walk there's always flows that emerge,
    The worst,
    Mission's to stuff reject MCs in a hearse!

    Hey, Mr. "Barcode and a few letters" above me
    This thread isn't made for Epic Rap Battles of Histo-ry
    Quoting "Burned" and adding copyright tunes's pretty ugly
    Excuse that pun; but I don't find your horrible humor funny

    And welcome back Zeth, I'm glad you've returned
    No problems with you, man, you made Yolo's butter churn
    As in you completely destroyed him with your last dope beat
    Looking at his first few freestyles that was some feat

    But I have yet to build a rep of my own
    I haven't yet planted my rap seeds to sow
    But by the time this thread has served it's purpose and is gone
    Ah, who am I kidding
    it'll just go on and on and on

    In case you're confused, I was talking about this thread
    I know there's some things that I've left unsaid
    But be warned, when I come back, my malevolence won't be dead
    Doesn't make sense
    Death'll only affect the brains of the dense
     
  10. I like this fine man.

    He has flow. And good taste.
     
  11. I don't really have time to post any rhymes today
    No time to verbally paint or wear my artist beret
    So I figured the least I could do is to make it stay
    On the first page
    Of Active Topics, where it belongs, don't you agree, mate?

    @Zeth: :) :lol:
     
  12. Oh good god this thread sucks now
     
  13. Well let's make it not suck.
    Cuz it appears to be stuck.
    Let's pull it out of the muck.
    And make a face like a... Duck?
     
  14. Not Duckfaces, anything but that 

    I surrender Zeth, you've implanted my brain with horrendous imagery
     
  15. How about you make it a little better, if you know what I'm saying...
     
  16. Lol.
     
  17. No I'm not taking off my shirt after every time you and zeth make a thread bomb.
     
  18. We said better not worse.
     
  19. I said to make it better, not worse D:
     
  20. :lol: I thought I double posted for a second