Im in newsfeeds, stuck like i.v. shouldn't try me if u suck like iG my spies be, deep in ya stomachs :shock: im still pumpin, tell me how u want it! :lol: a fixture in my news? please feed it! every 4 minutes, sitting on ur regens. ...then every 4 minutes, repeat it. Yall defeated. Concede it and beat it. Wall warriors. The whole damn clan fake. Static the nightmare of iG clan mates! Yalls morale, is really all im after. Fairies pinning Static? *KaW laughter* Spam fails, think I caught ya slippin. Stealing yalls swords, come get it? pay attention, listen to your critics! stay off my wall! my newsfeed is open for visits!!!
I hope you're training your mind so you can post some more wrath raps And not hiding away from this thread, playing with Xanax I'm sorry I had to
Back. Was at Marines training to be exact. Where I learned what it really means to be smacked. And your puny little hits, well, force they lack. But now I'm here, and you're all ears, this thread is back on track.
[Zeus] How dare you challenge my immortal throne? I'm the father of the gods, put your daddy on the phone Maybe Odin could beg me for a truce, cause when Zeus lets loose I'll put your cross-dressing neck in a noose I'm like Medusa, I'll stone a motherfucker if he looks at me wrong I'm a bull, getting bitches with my swan schlong I'm on point like Poseidon's trident Rhymes colder than the frosty balls of your giants [Thor] Allow Thor to retort, you shape-shifting rapist And get a taste of this Scandinavian greatness Brought forth by my raging thunderstorm force Cause I don't get nice, I get Norse (Noirse!) Valhalla-atcha boy and we'll flyte it out But keep your Asgard up, I Ragnarök the house You tongue kiss your sister, that's grosser than a Gorgon I'm the thunder down under, nailing Natalie Portman Who would ever worship someone as abusive as Zeus is? You're ruthless to humans, your crew is like the Clash of the Douches Ruling over the Greeks, a people weak and frightened I'd spit in your face but you'd probably like it [Zeus] Only a mindless fool would knock the fathers of philosophy My Greeks built the bedrock of democracy With astronomy, they charted out the movements of my kin All the pimps on Mount Olympus and me the kingpin Let this sink in, I'm about to rain on your parade Itchy trigger finger quicker with the bolts than Usain You're history, I'll be the first to put it in writing MC Hammer just got struck twice by greased lightning [Thor] Rain, old man? This is hardly a drizzle You couldn't give the women in my homeland the sniffles You can keep your astronomers, I'll sail with the conquerors For thousands of kilometers, discovering the continents I'm alpha dog dominant, you can't beat me I will drop you like Greece's GDP Send you deeper underground than the depths of your Hades Now make like your daddy, and swallow my babies [Zeus] You think the underworld scares the ruler of the skies? You're joking, Loki must have written your lines By the time I've finished whipping you with wits and rhymes You'll need a lighter for your ship, cause a viking just died [Thor] Your glory days are over, The Oracle shoulda told'ya I'll kick your wrinkly dick back in your toga like "opa" Here, take these drachma for your eyes When you get to River Styx, tell your three headed ***** I say hi (woof!)
Yea idk why ppl pollute us with garbage like that. Some ppl really just have to be talking or the center of attention. Lets collect and kill them. (metaphorically speaking lol)
Well i dont rap but if you want lets go at it I'm the type of noobs all these kids look at Searchin round, scouting kingdoms with troops waiting saying '**** it' lemmie burn pots at it I'm embarrassed, that i play this lame ass game where people do not clash But i cant help but open my wallet and empty it, blow away my hard earned cash **** the devs man all they want is your money Doing promos like nigga thats the same one as before mane I dont give a **** what you do because i aint ******* with you But dont implement dumb ass **** that only benefits you Yeah my ass kinda burns so lend me some cream for it And while you're at it you might as well kiss it. PEACE. :lol:
Introducing myself again with a second verse, My name is brobot9, and I've been given a curse, No matter where I walk there's always flows that emerge, The worst, Mission's to stuff reject MCs in a hearse! Hey, Mr. "Barcode and a few letters" above me This thread isn't made for Epic Rap Battles of Histo-ry Quoting "Burned" and adding copyright tunes's pretty ugly Excuse that pun; but I don't find your horrible humor funny And welcome back Zeth, I'm glad you've returned No problems with you, man, you made Yolo's butter churn As in you completely destroyed him with your last dope beat Looking at his first few freestyles that was some feat But I have yet to build a rep of my own I haven't yet planted my rap seeds to sow But by the time this thread has served it's purpose and is gone Ah, who am I kidding it'll just go on and on and on In case you're confused, I was talking about this thread I know there's some things that I've left unsaid But be warned, when I come back, my malevolence won't be dead Doesn't make sense Death'll only affect the brains of the dense
I don't really have time to post any rhymes today No time to verbally paint or wear my artist beret So I figured the least I could do is to make it stay On the first page Of Active Topics, where it belongs, don't you agree, mate? @Zeth: :lol:
Well let's make it not suck. Cuz it appears to be stuck. Let's pull it out of the muck. And make a face like a... Duck?
Not Duckfaces, anything but that I surrender Zeth, you've implanted my brain with horrendous imagery