Act I- Maria:why must we remember our family every year? Anneslaps Maria)Maria have u not have any respect for our ancestors in the holocaust?how would u handle being ur great aunt Annebeth Frank? Narrorator:and again the arguement of the Dane-Franks was going on again in Luxembourg.this year in 2002,however,Maria was tired of her daughter snapping and complaining about yom kippur Maria:that's it young lady.you r grounded for a week Anne:but mom.... Maria:no buts,to your room now! Anne:fine.(sulks and goes upstairs) Odinturns on the news)hi, honey Maria:hi Odin,I've just had an issue with anne Newscaster:if reports are to be believed,there has been a bunch of serial killings in bavria.unusualy,he only kills sheepdogs.... Odin:what issue? Maria:Odin Hans Van Dane,u know what I'm talking about Newscaster:now to our top story.a group of aliens.... Odin:what?oh yeah...wait,aliens? Newscaster:....who r polythesists have Tooken over andorra.they r threatening any monothesists to convert to their religion or die... Maria:that's intresting...(dies)