I take the juice cart out, and give the terrorist his Woodford Reserve Bourbon for $8. I lace it with untraceable sedatave and he's out with three slugs. I tell the officer to do a strip check and bind him up.
You suck- they performed a strip check of any bombs and took them away. And then they killed the bombs without blowing the plane up. I tell all the passengers to stay calm and give out free shots. I return to the cockpit and readjust my fishnet stockings and little green cap.
I turn the fasten seatbelt sign and do a barrel roll. As we roll in the air, I fire anti-missles and they blow up the missles not far from the plane. A goblin starts to swear as an icecube from someones tumbling drink hits him and many people are screaming. An elf child passes out and we turn the engine up very fast. The pilot and other copilot fire missles at the source of the attack and then land in Tokyo a while after. The Army then helps calm everyone down.