Why not try the brand new Tier 0 version of one of our most beloved eb series: Calydor the Debased 1. Warped beast Since not beeing too intelligent, calydor keeps gaining weight and you are determined to know why he is increasingly on his guard every time you make a move Equip with: Pettitoes of Seduction - harness the power of these thunderous hog leggings, carved fresh off the southern parts of Sue the Suckling Sow 2. Cover the bite Your intelligence not being too high neither, you JUST HAVE to see what calydor gulps. Do NOT sneak in there ! Use Potion: Holy Crap - Gives you a temporarily higher threshold against sights from the worst of nightmares 3. Hit them asphalts Make no mistake, the big bad boar needs to battle those lined tracks. He cant even find his "valuables" hidden under all that lard Use Potion: Fry Doom Fire Crack - Softens up your empathy and makes you a formidable harasser 4. To the shower Now that calydor is all drenched and isnt a very fair sight nor smell, you better hurry; find the keys to the shower! Use Potion: Smell of the undead - Protects your nose from odor similar to things that been dead a very long time 5. the De-dressed Calydor lies flat out in his secret chamber. Hurry, climb him and his "treasures" are all yours Use potion: Spell of amnesia - some things are probably best to forget...
If you are longing for DOWNGRADING, wait no more. The new Tier 0 buildings are here: Attack building Curdish Laundry lvl1 ""water"" Pipe Apprentice If your enemy leaves their dirty clothes here, your troops will easily win a glorious victory, as your enemy surely will have to show up for battle naked lv2. The Cantoneese Ironess Spread rumour that your enemy are not happy with the strenghtened collars. With a rusty iron in her left hand, poison pegs and pins in her right, she will take vengance in your enemies inventory leaving nothing but wrinkles and nasty stains behind lvl3. Monster Mangle Straight from a Stephen King novel. Nothing is scarier than a man eating laundry mangle lvl4 Drag-on Sieger When your foe is in desperate haste to gear up clean for battle, this Drag-oner will just go on and on and on..., until your enemy soldiers can not take it any more and their heads simply explode Attack building Liar Titans lvl1. Stoned Liar Place them at strategic crossroads and they will point your enemy in ANY direction lvl2. Stealing Liar Experts in stealing all your foes artifacts and yet managing to convince them it was a great bargain lvl3 Titan Lawyer The most powerful liars in your kingdom. Will sue your enemy skin dry of every piece of gold and more Spy Building The Voyeur Club lvl1 wasteland Boyscout With their innocent appearance they will easily lure milk and cookies from your foe, leaving them to starve lvl2 Dwarven Peeper Bringing back the most intimite details and latest gossip from your enemies locker room lvl 3 soulless Paparazzi Catch your enemies with their pants down, without make up, exposed cellulites and while they are in the wrong bed, leaving tumult and intrigues behind lvl4 The Stalker Obsessed and trench coat dressed shadow walkers, will have your enemies jump off the balcony in desperation. There is no defence against them, even your enemy king's royal guard can do nothing since The Stalker is actually not breaking neither laws nor rules of engagements. Defensive buildings Joinery lvl1. Boxcar Your first line of defence. Equipped with babystroller tires and daddys old ikea cabinet pvc, its an outmost effective mobile defence and trooptransport system lvl 2 Picked Fence With its deadly arrowshaped tips your enemy will see themselves pierced before reaching your kingdom lvl3 Treehouse Filled with indians, cowboys and sometimes pirates, this fortified and unreachable stronghold will keep your foes at bay, unable to advance. Equipped with unlimited lemonade and muffins, your brave defenders can stand months of siege