★KaW Cypher 2016ish★

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Static, Apr 17, 2016.

  1. No more wack rappers y'all need drink seawater, me on the otherhand I walk on water
    turn the water into wine
    Speaketh on the microphone
    cause my lyrics are divine
    When i shine
    like the cross wrapped round a sinners neck
    with each and every breath
    passin dutchies on the left
    And me bredren too
    keep it irie, blaze that fiery
    with the Muslims who
    follow mo in his entirety
    the rivalry is such
    that the message is forgotten
    and do like Buddhist monks
    naturally high up in the mountains
    like a fountain of knowledge
    dating back to the Sumerians
    objectivity is key
    cause the real truth is varying
    from the Aryans to Joseph Stalin
    Bush and crew
    It told them right there in the book of fog
    what they supposed to do
    and as for Tom Cruise,
    the Scientology, lobotomy
    Mormon ideology
    is something to beware
    magic underwear
    golden plates to translate
    Joseph Smith, modern day pimp
    had everything but the limp
    Lead us not into temptation
    cause the truth
    lacks calculation
    from salvation to castration
    is what the world is truly facing.
     
  2. A mongoose with the pegs on and my homie ridin shot gun
    I aint ever seen no weed before but I knew we's about to cop some.

    We roll up to his cuzins crib with hand full of crumpled ones
    his cuz goes to dap me up, now I have a bag full of crumbled crumbs.

    The next stop was the corner store where the wraps was justa quarter
    12 years old with no I.D so we had to sit down at the corner.

    We finally met a homeless dude who needed a dollar
    and we finally got our strawberry wrap after what seemed like an hour

    Now I aint ever rolled a blunt before but I happened to know what one looked like
    So I cut that effer wide open and I rolled that trick up real tight.

    My homie had a lighter so I gave him the pass to spark it
    When it came my way I hit it once, sat my ass down and parked it

    Its been a love affair ever since and I would never ever drop it.
    If I see that good sparkly stuff, you know I'm gonna cop it.
     
  3. It's the Kaw freestyle king and all I gotta say is I'm blessed, with finesse to endure the test of stress
    I profess to being among the best, I'm one to impress
    I detect, dissect, correct defects and flaws
    Create, legistate laws followed by all
    I make OG stand for "omnipresent god"
    And when open mic's over, I collect applause
    Stop by for a short while Crimson you here in my rhyme spot
    How can you have a third eye as a cyclops?
    This is how life goes, fish swim, birds fly
    I keep your head spinning like a turbine
    If I'm a product of my typical environment
    Then I must eat, sleep, and live inside a fire pit
     
  4. Stopped in your spot? Trick please.
    I slayed 15 and 16 and had the boys cryin like they was 15 to 16
    They dont even try now, they know my spit's mean

    And you can catch 15

    Or 16, if I got one in the head
    I know I'm the ish, the crowd feels what I've said

    Im chillin at the top of the hill wit a bottle of goose in my hand
    You boutta jump off after I put the noose in ya hand

    I'd hate to put a damper on your situation
    But I'm still the champ no matter how ya situate it.

    I got knock outs long after ya punchlines run dry
    If ya beg to differ, step into crunchtime and come try

    I'm the real deal on this rap thread
    while most these jokers just soundin like crack heads

    If you like that sorta thing I got some good dope for ya
    Or if you just wanna relax I got some good smoke for ya

    Either way you gonna need some kinda drugs after this battle
    You messin wit a snake who bites before he rattles.
     
  5. My son Crimson Your lyrics lack the eloquence of musical ability
    this is a damn rap battle and theres no hostility
    If i wasnt up in your mom i might have some sympathy
    but since i am i know you are a low down drug addict
    you and your sucky lyrical comprehension makes me sick
    If god gave me you're umbilical cord id strangle you with it
    when the cops roll up, guns outs, ill say its my business
    your like a die-hard wigger slave, always owned
    your so stupid its as if your 24-7 stoned
    your a wannabe perfectionist up in a Yeezus fan club
    i swear the last time you got next to him you tried to spit some bars
    but not even he could stand you he turned you down he'd rather listen to Designer with his auto tune sound, nobody can stand you, here's my mic, now get outta my town
     
  6. Ooo... sign oops decline. I heard a dude say a word. I heard a man say his worth. I heard a man say its not C urrnt.. d . T capital reps up like ogs and eespecialable its as easy as calling up kids to school l lunchables ill make a quick trip all around the mitten and call it up summers ago i own this thing like trumps planning to shut down Mexico I could read a bit into more haters on mentioning tho but that's the reviews I read on a demo story cold its a cheap way to make a livings horse broke oops did I just call the devils issue mold grows its like wood can't make short growth its a easy game to call into your sport this is my court I came a ways to make into a so card I found a peak mans yo flaw I found a broke send on yo jaw you can't make the expectations to you're car you can't make a dare to a yard scare its Halloween yesterday November I'm from the bottom and I'm Ere like oo.. beginning I'm begging this b.s. is amending its like the beef is off of Easley I'm a wise man but who are you to threaten me?
     
  7. I know they dunno know.. that's why I wanna hear what its made up so what u gonna make into that demolition mode of head shows u made a way from the slow chose I'm from the bottom walk in to school dad watches my back so cold its even colder I guess so many don't listen involved inner so fear they take words and make a decision like oatmeal that's broken up she feel. Oops is that a rambling man Jeesh dude. Kids make a living off typing and selling glass for a pen tube is that how it is ahh for u 2?? I'm talking to both u I wanna hear ur respone not a mounting I don't need ur side vision I don't need a meth up rising I'm cloud son I'm mowed run I'm a heat up in heat oil so what's wrong son? Making a fight over something wrong from your friends lungs? Sad man I've left em running their mouths girls tons its decision love its a cold tug ur just talking and making a bigger slide from your fuggs. You're wallowing in a dirty plaster and ur under heavy shots monnneee
     
  8. Some lame ass mod or dev censored me again...

    Dont matter now though, your slack inattentive ass let it ride for days and anyone who reads this thread had plenty of time to see it :lol:

    just figured I'd stop by and let you know how lame you are for your biassed assed censorship.

    Yes biassed

    This thread is rife with references to violence and drugs, and just on this page their is a racial slur and sexual reference that still stands.

    So you sir/mam are terrible at your job.

    If you are a boy, your the kinda person who plays hopscotch and hoolahoop while sucking on lollis and singing spicegirls songs

    And if you are a girl, you the kinda person who hords fifty cats and watches Dr.Phil all day while eating a tub of rockyroad ice cream.

    Unless you are -Mei-

    Then I take it all back.

    -Mei- is Bae4Lyfe
     
  9. Lets get on with it
    RIP to Carl and granny Margie
    Rest peacefully uncle Donald
    I hear the BeeGees marchin!

    I remember my time
    As a kid at your house
    Me and Chris stole cigarettes
    Dirty movies on ur account

    I ate all your cereal
    Cuz my folks never fed me
    Even though you got drunk
    You never ever hit me

    Sh!t breaks my heart
    Lets go back to 95
    When you were still young
    And all yall was alive!

    Those were the best times
    The best times of my life
    Chris taught a lot of things
    & Brent taught me to fight!

    Remember that night?
    U got drunk & kicked me out?
    12yrs old, nowhere to go
    Chris made you shut your mout.

    Besides Josh
    That was the coolest feeling ever
    And Chris snuck me back in
    Cuz snow was in the weather!

    You made me into me!
    And taught me about music
    And when I was with you
    My life wasnt abusive.

    It hurts my heart
    It really hurts my chest
    I asked you your dogs name
    And you told me to Guess.

    I remember everything
    And Im sorry about Kim
    Im sorry about Alex
    I used to wish I was him :/

    My dad wasn't as nice
    And my mother was an addict
    Theyd both get lost
    And treat us like a habit.

    But I felt safe there.
    I swear I really miss you
    The old you, from 95
    The one without the issues.

    You took me to work once
    I doubt you'd remember it
    It meant everything to me...
    Cuz dad didnt remember it.

    "Take your kid to work"
    But u took ME to your work
    You even bought me food
    And treated me with worth!

    Ill NEVER FORGET THAT
    Not as long as Im alive!
    You treated me as a son.
    You taught me to survive.

    I just realized you're gone & I want you to know I love you. Ill see you soon uncle Donald. Tell Granny, Grandaddy, and Carl that me and April said hello.
     
  10. Where tha rap at?
    Dont forget America still owns the throne.
     
  11. Running down the gutter, like a piece of bread and butter... diarrhea!
    some people think it's funny but It's really wet and runny, Diarrhea!
     
  12. When you're swimming in the ocean and you hear a big explosion, diarrhea! diarrhea!

    When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel a little splatter, diarrhea! diarrhea!
     
  13. since Static has retired ,this whole thread has gone in mourning , its about to get hot in here ,i give you a advance warning , so lets light the flame and watch it ignite ,Lets make it less boring , and see what ones of my enemys are gonner come and take a bite ! Angel in high heels you think that word dont get round , i heard all the gossip that you said that if i start a clan you gonner take it & me down !! Lol whats wrong does it take you and your backup army .Because history has proved that you cant do it alone. Anything that i want to do versus U ,it'll be me triumphantly sitting on the throne. LadyAsh wheres your allies gone ?? Far, far away, Never mind when you return from that pretend holiday ,you can start all over again .You know what they say about karma and its now come back to bite you on your fat ass. Your stats might make you think that now your some big hotshot. But truth be told you're not . Before you soldout n jumped to the otherside, you was as quiet as a doormouse. Now all kaw is witnessing apoc take down n finish you off AshTrash - its the turning of the tide . You really should call it a day & retire cause ashTrash you've expired . You know what they say every dog has his day , here on kaw Bootsy has seen her heyday, everytime she trys to get attention speaking in worldchat with a sleazy inuendo, she doesnt even get a reply, everytime i witness it i fill up with pride , Bootsy is finished on kaw its her last ride. Thats karma at its finest ! And roni's reign is timeless!! Somethings missing in this mix ? Ohh yeah it's Wattz the big drip.and the morons jackson, pipebomb and kasama they joined at the hip. Well they got too mouthy so i had to put them back in their place. Wattz & co know now to shut up versus me cause ill string them up & prove who is " the waste " & lookin back kaw 2016 was predominantly the year of the runners, so no list would be complete without wol goddess of love & ladydragonfly, Who dkod and kotfe found out to have no loyalty and will leave you high & dry. When the going gets tough- these 2 took flight , Are these two cowards i ask you ? i hear all kaw echo back "Too true, Yes you're right " !!
     
  14. Man who let roni in this thread
    Should I reply or leave this dead
    Erryone thought that I was gone
    But now I'm here to prove em wrong
    My boi statc left the scene
    And all the greats stopped the battle
    Now we have this Nerd thinking she queen
    So I guess I have to get back on the saddle
    2016 is over 2017 is near
    So whose job is it to make this thread Next year?
    We can't let all we've done be forgotten
    We can't sit back and and let it turn rotten

    Wattz Out