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*throws bananas in the air* *electric laser-gun shoots them, dicing them neatly* *in one swipe, nutella's 2 pieces of bread, and catches bananas...
Why has nobody mentioned mine? I'll be posting in an hour or so, really busy with make-up work, missed a week of school due to the illness D:
*opens microwave* *bomb-cake* :O
*super-inferno-cooker finishes the eggnog-bagels* FREE EGGNOG BAGELS!! *tosses bomb into microwave and waits for result*
Ok... *tosses eggnog-bagels* Wait.... *activates brand-new super-inferno-cooker and laughs maniacally while new bagels are baked*
*flips down Welding Mask* *flamethrowers the whole kitchen* *comes out with pile of eggnog-flavored bagels*
My titanium-burgers... NOOOOO!!!
D; *throws utensil-monster on the grill and makes titanium-burgers* THEY'RE HIGH IN FLAVOR!
It was... Nothing *kicks radioactive utensil-monster back into kitchen* GET THE BODYGUARD!
*uncomfortably explosion-like sound emanates from the kitchen*
*pulls lever* *activates experimental robot arms* *cuts thousands of rolls of sushi*
*makes cheeseburger*
*sees troll trying to steal cheesemuffin* *throws gingerbread knife expertly at the troll* *troll walks away, fingerless*
*finishes knife made of gingerbread* Yes, you do.
*shoots Czertz* NOT IN THE FORUMER'S LOUNGE! FIX IT. NOW!
*finishes Cheesemuffins* *throws ninety out in random succession like in that Spongebob episode*
*finishes über-burgers, puts fifty on a rack* *Begins to bake shifter-cake*
*starts cooking über-burgers and cheesemuffins*
^Too late, I already applied :D You can e the assistant cook that fixes all of the horrible and inevitable failures!
I'ma be the cook!