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Granted but your hair stylist is color blind and colors it bright orange. I wish for the apocalypse
Granted but you decide to use pills.... But your neighbor swapped them out for rabbit poo pellets. Now you've just eaten poo pellets. I wish I...
Granted but that is super gay I wish I had that pool of tiny Canadian pennies you granted me. 100% fulfilled my wish Ty
Granted but the dough is made with the dandruff off 1000 dead corpses. I wish I had I swimming pool full of pennies
That sells dead animals
But I forgot to wear anything below the waist
Wow. Such...a...moron...
Granted. Your pony flys away. I wish that once someone grants my wish nothing bad happens.
Granted. But everyone else is also invisible. I wish That I had 100 more wishes.
Hahahahah...ah..ha..hahahaha
Granted. But your intelligence is neglected and you r treated like a reject and sent to a mental institute. I wish that I had a tree that grew...
While pretending to be a princess
I think I really like the idea of making sure there is zero evidence. Burn everything. Have an alibi. Disappear. Have cash. Leave everything.
My dad had a dog once that was super annoying. He always use to say 'I hate that dog, I wish it were dead.' Then one day it died. It may have...
Christ
Raging wood
******* cry baby
Honestly the best way is to make sure you die with them. Call it murder suicide.
Haha
She also enjoys when I put my meat in her taco. She doesn't like anything else in her taco. Just the meat.