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Sure. Karate is now the only thing you know. I wish I was a unicorn.
Granted, but you also get large boobs to match it. Win or fail? I wish I had a potato with me right now.
You accidentally teleport into Hell. Sadly, it's a one way trip. I wish senpai would notice me.
You get blessed with ability to make crappy threads. I wish I had a pony.
World peace lasts for a day before aliens invade the now defenseless planet. I wish I was hfbc.
10 trillion bugs in your flat, coming right up. I wish I was the best I could ever be.
You now have wings. You are a chicken. KFC pays you a visit. I wish I was a millionaire.
You get strip farmed and have to drop seal as part of cf terms. I wish I looked like Arkosa.
The bunny is a cannibal and eats you in your sleep. I wish I was RedStar.
Sure, have an acute terror of heights to go with it. I wish I was the luckiest person alive.
Salad. Seems simple, I know, but keep in mind there is fruit salad and potato salad and anything really can be salad. Just cut it up, and boom,...
Great clan, needs more pizza and less anacondas in cc imo. (Statless alt here, yes, because I didn't read that 5-acc-links-max-per-device thread.)