Swindler God

Good news everyone!
I am the greatest PvP stealy person in Kaw history.

I have achieved this level of enlightenment by not conforming and hence so making many enemies. I am truely gifted in the art of irritation and triggering that getting my swindler badge was easy with the amount of rage induced targets.

Not only have I managed to reach this level of godliness with only a 2 year badge but I did it without crying to a alliance for protection. Everyone knows PvP is easy when you've got the backing of hundreds of other players to step in when you get overwhelmed but NAY, NOT I, I am overwhelm proof, I handle my own because I am the Alpha and the Omega.

"Typhoid, no 1 currr" I hear you say, Yet I know this to be untrue. You wear this phrase as a mask because in reality you are just so in awe of my divinity yet scared to admit to your peers my excellence.


SWINDLER GOD, OUT *Mic Drop*

 

Ah the confirmation of my superiority that one must use an alt to speak to me. FEAR THY GOD.

 

FAKE NEWS

 

It is ok to be jealous of me little one, I am the greatest in kaw history after all.

 

Probably one of the few that doesn't bot. It's ok to feel inferior to my godliness, it is to be expected.

 

Perhaps I should upload the screen shot of the devs telling me they know I don't cheat and that I'm not the type of person too. Hehe.

 

Thank you, I try to stay humble. ~ bows ~

 

My little friend it's ok to be jealous. I am kaws greatest.