Sooooooooo. Can i Have a BLT on rye bread, not buttered, toasted ever so slighty with the freshest hand pick tomatoes and the "best"(insert trump meme) water fed lettuce, indulged by happy farm's raised baby cows (feed by happy farms cow milk), sliced 1000 times (to death) to release the benevolent flavors of torture and slow death on my slain creatures flesh. And the quality must be "amazing" or i will eat it and not pay due to lack of quality