Hey, forum nerds! I have a gripe I need to air out. I don’t know what’s wrong with you people. Seriously. You all whine about not having girlfriends, lives or any other garbage. But here’s the truth: -I have a girlfriend; she’s really hot. And I mean REALLY. -I play keyboard. None of your awful emo music, no. I play stuff people enjoy SOCIALLY. -I have TONNES of friends, male and female. I’m funny, smart, and friendly. -I get good grades. I’m going to get rich, while you mouth breathers sit in your basements. The best bit? I spend about 1 hour a day on here, and have done for about 6 years. I’m one of you, but not. I’m everything you want to be, but aren’t. Pic is me. I got rid of my face, because I don’t want you freaks obsessing over me.