BREAKING NEWS I had an epiphany. For those of you that do not know what that is, you'll need to Google "epiphany". Anywho, i had a realization, which is also similar to what an epiphany is, that I identify as Herold from Thomas the Tank Engine. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Island of Sodor spitting lungies on disgusting tank engines. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm dumb as hell and I don't care. I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Herold" and respect my right to soar above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your Island of Sodor privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.
I'm glad you can feel comfortable enough in the community to share this with us Herold, keep on trucking! I hope your roflcopter goes soisoisoisoi?
Somtimes people come to forums and think what they are about to say is funny ...but sadly it is not. This is one of those times.